Hire two additional brides to bring it down from 9 to 3 months, then tell them to use AI to get it down to 1. Meanwhile, the baby was expected yesterday.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

sure we can handle that

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 1 points 28 minutes ago

"If we assign 4 more women to this pregnancy, we can get the birth done 3 months sooner!"

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 35 points 6 hours ago

Operation Everything Will Go Well.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Don't worry tho I've already made a wedding ring out of sticks

[–] derry@midwest.social 11 points 6 hours ago

MVP baby

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

we'll iterate with the client until it fits

[–] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Now invite random people to help you with wedding.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So I assume you already got the matching t-shirts?

[–] cm0002@lemmings.world 6 points 5 hours ago

T-shirts, hats, pens and a commemorative
timeline slide deck!