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We'll be launching soon (lemmy.ml)

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[–] mech@feddit.org 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"We already planned the first kid's birth date for 9 months after the wedding"
CEO: Use AI to help and get it done in 3!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hire two additional brides to bring it down from 9 to 3 months, then tell them to use AI to get it down to 1. Meanwhile, the baby was expected yesterday.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

sure we can handle that

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 6 points 20 hours ago

"If we assign 4 more women to this pregnancy, we can get the birth done 3 months sooner!"