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Alt text3 panel comic. In the first panel, text on a blank background: "Guys, ass or boobs?". In the second panel, two unphased-looking men answer, one with his arm over the other's elbow: "Guys", "Ass". A voice coming from offscreen says "Personality!". In the third panel, the men look at the woman who said this, who we can see. She looks at them with a U-shaped smile. She is wearing a cap with "I ❤️ BOOBS" and a shirt with "#1 BOOB ❤️"

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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Love the missing Oxford Comma, implying ass and boobs are effectively one and the same option.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

It's a really good joke all around because the original sentence would be read as "asking all guys:" but the first response you read subverts that leading to the missing Oxford comma

10/10 would chuckle again

[–] Slein4273@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

I have no idea about english grammar anymore but i read it as guys, (and) ass or boobs

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Boobs? You mean front butts?

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no, it''s phrased as the question "ass or boobs" being asked to to "guys"

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought so at first too, but then realised that "ass or boobs" being both predominantly female traits, excludes people who prefer guys, so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question

no, if this is what is meant then there is a grammatical error: "guys, tits, or ass?" would mean that, but "guys, tits or ass?" grammatically would mean, as i said, the question “ass or boobs” being asked to to “guys”.

oxford comma

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i won't tell you which one

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

All right, then. Keep your secrets.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Knee and toe , knee and toe

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so like - personality and boob come bundled?....

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

no. They're lying.

[–] Slein4273@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

All three?

Edit: all four!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

curvy femboy? hell yeah

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

feet + personality

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chloe!!!! <3 heyhi dear Chloe 🥕 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

hiiiiiii mariaaaa!!!!! ^w^ ^w^ 🧡

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

hmmmm chloé 🥕say, are u more of a coffee- or tea kinda person?

(ive been "getting into" tea recently >v< )

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tbh i don’t drink either 😅

uuh, I guess im more of a juice person? :3

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

oh.......,.. but juice is sugary stuff.,.... imean, yea..... i get it......

what do u drink besides sugary kinda drinks?...

[–] Translucide@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

I need more boobs in my life. I mean both me and my future partner.s

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Ok yeah I'm the girl on the right lol

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

the first one chose guys

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is when colon is useful

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

As in when you say guys? :3