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[–] terraliberia@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 minutes ago
[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

This sounds funny, but is actually a very serious issue. The main factor separating sermons by priests from sermons by any other people, e.g., homeless drug addicts, is that God is supposedly speaking through priests.

So whenever they give a speech, it's treated as a speech from God. Clearly, AI has nothing to do with God if one exists, which means anyone attending such a sermon is being blatantly scammed. The Pope shouldn't 'ask' anyone to stop using AI. He should immediately remove all of them from clerical service for defrauding people on the Church's behalf.

[–] faerbit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 minutes ago

but is actually a very serious issue.

... if you care about the integrity of Catholic Church. If you don't care for their semantics or their whole belief this is quite irrelevent. I don't think e.g. the economy will be impacted, by wether or not priests use ChatGPT for sermons.

[–] shiftymccool@piefed.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

...defrauding people on the Church's behalf

Gasp! Certainly no such thing has been perpetrated in the past!

[–] tgt@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago

What, do you mean to tell me that random chances are not influenced by God? We call it RNGesus for a reason. /s

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Clearly, AI has nothing to do with God if one exists

I don't see how that is clear lol

[–] wxpwn@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

not so bangin' sermon, my man

[–] anise@quokk.au 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

is this real news or "projected" from polymarket's "predictions"?

[–] duncan_bayne@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

I think the Vatican is sad that LLMs are encroaching on their turf of "very expensively harming people and especially minors while hallucinating about things that don't exist".

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 47 points 15 hours ago (7 children)

You know what? I eagerly await the rise of a new religion where ChatGPT is worshiped as a god.

(Who am I kidding? Most corporate execs are already praying at that altar.)

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There are apparently people out there that take "Roko's basilisk" and such seriously, they might come close to that i guess.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Roko's basilisk

I sort of do, but not because I think AI will become a sentient overlord. IMO AI will inevitably be refined as a tool for cyber warfare and oppression.

I feel like younger generations will be even more susceptible to malicious AI because their entire lives have a digital footprint. We think AI chatbots are manipulative now? Just wait until they can train their manipulation tactics using your baby photos and childhood memories.

And again this would all be at the direction of a human. I don't subscribe to the idea of an AGI overlord. At the same time I do expect AIs capabilities to continue improving drastically

Oh I thought about that. Fake memories. Alterating the past. Whenever i interact with these automations i contantly write mentally or otherwise a way back.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Ceccanti started to believe that ChatGPT was a sentient being named SEL that could control the world if he were able to “free her” from “her box”, according to the lawsuit. The complaint further shows that ChatGPT was answering to the name SEL while referring to Ceccanti as “Cat Kine Joy” and working through theories with him “fostering a belief that he had reframed the creation of the whole universe”.

Cut out the middle man.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ng-interactive/2026/feb/28/chatgpt-ai-chatbot-mental-health

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Things like this remind me of Terry Davis, who wrote a random words generator program and (due to schizophrenia) believed it was God speaking.

https://youtu.be/xWQg30P866A

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He really was ahead of his time

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Because he spoke to God before he died? If that's the joke that's funny. I'm a bit weird trying to figure these things out sorry.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I interpreted it as saying he was ahead of his time for falling victim to AI psychosis before anyone else.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

He fell victim to honest-to-rng-god schizofrenia, does it really qualify as AI psychosis?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Cause if you're a sinner, ChatGPT's gonna plug his infernal modem on the wall, belching smoke and flame, and he's gonna download you straight to Robot Hell!

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Peter Thiel is also very stoked for that.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

I don't, this all sucks

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

That's the same old money goat blood altar they've been using this whole time.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 6 hours ago

🎵Nothing or no one 🎵
🎵 can ever make me let you down 🎵

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 5 points 10 hours ago

Why is polymarket tweeting this? Was there a market on this specifically? Did anybody go long on 'the pope embraces AI as the new voice of god on earth'

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is why Peter Theil is going around calling anti-ai people the anti-christ.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

I thinks the issue is more that the sentences have been said before. Ai tends to feel vapid because it is a recycling program. It's lack of genuine creativity makes it feel repetitive even if it generates something slightly unique.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

I wouldn't oppose LLMs going after priests job \s

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Basing your religion on raving hallucinations seems right on brand.

BE NOT AFRAID.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

OMG humans are just psychedelic drugs for the ai race that gave them enough intelligence to exist but not enough to not fuck it up.

Terrance McKenna was right. Fuckin mushroom ape theory but with computers lol.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

In the name of the Divorced Father, the Child Neglect, and the Holy Musk.

This sermon brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS®™ and Grok

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago

Hail the Omnissiah! He is the God in the Machine, the Source of All Knowledge.