Barron just got exempted from the draft
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2026
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For being too tall of all things.
Strap some Armour and go fight. Never stopped astartes.
Astartes? No. Custodes? We don't talk about what the Custodes have been up to......
Barron Trump is now a Custodes in my head, just NOT Little Kitten.
Unfortunately he is quite good at getting kids killed.
I'll be honest, I think Trump is enough of a sociopath to not hesitate sending any of his children.
Though that may conflict with his "legacy" and keeping his line alive. Idk.
I don’t think he’d send Ivanka
Unsure, she's far too old for him now...
You realize that Trump being a narcissist sociopath, the only thing he'd consider before drafting Baron is how it would make HIM look, not what could happen to Baron?
trump says dodging STDs was the same as going to vietnam
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-trump-once-said-130000738.html
Dodging the draft was literally the only good thing he ever did.
He could have done better by going and coming back in a bag.
Bold of OP to assume Trump cares about his children. Well...maybe Ivanka...naked.
Chicken Hawk, the lowest kind of politician. He'll be calling for a draft soon.
Ah, but see, these are his plastic soldiers. There’s no threat to himself and they’re not real people, so it doesn’t matter.
As one of the... Many. Countries he has threatened. I hope this is a very expensive and costly moronic decision. The last time you idiots stepped into the middle east you created isis. I hope you just created super isis. And there isn't a day of peace for any of you.
Most of ISIS's victims were people in the middle east, and in America it was used to justify further imperialism, namely hostility against Syria.
ISIS 2 Persian Boogaloo is the best thing the fascists could dream of.
I, the camel, want everyone to understand that there are no har feelings if you dont answer. Mostly its work shit or too long to text. Please forgive me. Amen.
Before he puts boots on the ground in Iran, he's got to put boots on the staging ground somewhere in the theater. Unlike strategic bombing, invasions don't happen from Missouri.