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[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean both are a waste of space. This seems like an elegant solution.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An even more "modest proposal" if you will.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

You might think he was joking, and maybe OP was, but I'm certainly not. Graveyards are a massive waste of space. Respect for the dead is a really fucking weird and pointless thing our society does.

They are dead. Dead. They deserve as much respect as the ground beef you have in your freezer. There is no point in preserving their remains, or laying them in a multi-thousand dollar casket, or having a spot in the ground that will become unusable for other purposes. They. Are. Fucking. Dead. That's not them anymore. It's dead meat. It's fucking asinine to waste so many acres of land on dead meat.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago

Only if they stop burying ppl at golf clubs.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

But I have gotten so good at getting a hole in Juan! 😩

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Play it as it lies.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm guessing this is next to a golf course, and people try to keep playing the ball after it lands in the cemetery.

[–] wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

This gives me a great idea for my future grave

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

This was just for you.