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Make certain no dog of the empire has a marriage to come back to

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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm all for sticking it to the troops but this joke always felt like objectification of women to me tbh

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Indeed we should fuck military husbands too.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Far too many men fear the legendary prostate orgasm. Inshallah we must be the change.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Great fucking username by the way.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you! 🥰 Love yours too! 🔥

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lol thanks. I picked it because I was thinking of silly celeb puns and didn't even know about this:

Apparently his office burned down after a taping of his show on 9/11/1969 lmao

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Never Forget 😔

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I suppose I should update it to military spouses. My only intention is to destroy the lives of murderous demons, not hurt women.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

In today's army sometimes military wives are actually husbands

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it objectification to attract and offer happiness/fun to someone by being better than a minimum standard that's below the ocean floor?

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should have higher standards for yourself IMHO, military spouses choose that life.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or they live in a society that offers them few routes to decent quality healthcare and didn't have much in the way of options, and maybe were too propagandized to know better.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Didn't you read the post? You're not supposed to stick it to the troops, but their partners.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is your duty to kill military husbands while their wives get fucked

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So some new third thing. Neat

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  1. she's a human being, not his property.
  2. she's either just as evil as him, or abused or both, so you're either fucking a chudette or risking her life in danger if he finds out.
  3. not everything has to be about sex.
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

correct take

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. This joke originated from US military soldiers and boots as form of hazing/joking, hence why it's misogynistic
[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
  1. We took it back.
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Military wives: So that's what an orgasm feels like?!

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Critical support for the Fort Bragg area PUA community.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Somebody should create a dating app just for military spouses and jodies

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Am I allowed to fuck military husbands while their wives are away?

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a misogynist trope that originates from US military culture (joking about fucking each other's wives and being Jody's is common among boots). Really don't like it.

[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Could also be husbands

kinda creepy comrade

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm desperate for physical touch and I still wouldn't even attempt to sleep with a military spouse. Chuds are vile humans, I'd rather not.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's just a dumb joke. In reality, probably best to shame these people non-stop for marrying murderers.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a poor joke that originated from US military culture. US army boots are the ones who started the trend of joking about fucking each others wives and Jodys. You're just re-creating misogynistic American boot culture within leftist spaces

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah I know lol, still.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

xir yes xir!rat-salute

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago
[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I'm trying but I can find any on Hinge!

[–] inTheShadowOf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Using women* as a conquest to own the imperialists. Really weird posting!

This was the original wording, I missed the edit when I came back to it.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

women

This is a gender neutral post. But yeah, I posted in anger, half-asleep, this morning. We should be organizing with the PSL or other decent orgs.

[–] inTheShadowOf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

You updated the wording and I hadn't noticed, that one's on me. It's weird no matter what the wording is to post. We don't use sex with someone as a means to assert power. You could delete this if you think it's weird to post.

[–] godisidog@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jody isn’t a conqueror, they’re a consensual lover.

[–] inTheShadowOf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Weird shit to post.