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Make certain no dog of the empire has a marriage to come back to

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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm all for sticking it to the troops but this joke always felt like objectification of women to me tbh

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Indeed we should fuck military husbands too.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Far too many men fear the legendary prostate orgasm. Inshallah we must be the change.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Great fucking username by the way.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you! 🥰 Love yours too! 🔥

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lol thanks. I picked it because I was thinking of silly celeb puns and didn't even know about this:

Apparently his office burned down after a taping of his show on 9/11/1969 lmao

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Never Forget 😔

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I suppose I should update it to military spouses. My only intention is to destroy the lives of murderous demons, not hurt women.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

In today's army sometimes military wives are actually husbands

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it objectification to attract and offer happiness/fun to someone by being better than a minimum standard that's below the ocean floor?

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should have higher standards for yourself IMHO, military spouses choose that life.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or they live in a society that offers them few routes to decent quality healthcare and didn't have much in the way of options, and maybe were too propagandized to know better.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Didn't you read the post? You're not supposed to stick it to the troops, but their partners.