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lol, lmao even. fuck you pay me.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is a warning that you are about to get scammed even worse than before

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I keep my professional contacts fresh for exactly this reason.

I recently received another endorsement on my plumbing license which is typically commensurate w/ a decent raise - I've dealt with a lot of shit, literal and figurative, to get to where I am. I refuse to sell myself short. I turned in my two weeks after I was told they can't afford it.

Meanwhile failson is driving a brand new Ram 1 ton dually, after he wrapped his other brand new truck around a phone pole while out drinking a year ago. HE JUST GOT HIS LICENSE REINSTATED A WEEK AGO. It's got every conceivable option from the dealership, along with a lift, big mud tires, and a bulletproof transmission to handle it all. I'd estimate 120k give or take a few k.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Well that definitely explains why he can't afford to pay you what you're worth

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i hope when he inevitably gets into another car crash that he's the only one that dies

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I think that was his second drinking related wreck. Both that I know of were single driver, single car. Already had an interlock once that I know of but I likely don't k ow the whole story.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

This is very funny and insightful

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

bulletproof transmission

is that actually a thing

[–] isame@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I googled it for both of us. It appears to just mean a very sturdy/reliable transmission that holds up to abuse.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

bulletproof in a figurative sense really.

Heavy duty housings, quality gears, beefy axels, that sorta thing.. they call it bulletproof in the sense that you can't trash them except in extreme cases, I think.

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Oh that's great! I've worried about making rent this month. Can I have $300 unc?"

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Hey, I borrowed your laptop

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have a nepo petty tyrant friend who gets very offended when I insult business owners.

I treat my employees like they're family and we respect each other

He buys a fixer-upper and I offer to help (for free obviously) because friend and because I'm good at handyman stuff and because I think building stuff is fun.

What? No, I could never let you do work for me, I respect you too much. You're practically family.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

We're a family here...

grillman and I'm the abusive right-wing patriarch who will abandon that family when it benefits me more than the control I have over them

[–] someone@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Rule of Acquisition #91: Your boss is only worth what he pays you.

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

The family:

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

My last family was murdered by Joe Chill in Crime Alley

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Came to post this

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or demand endless bread sticks. Or be prepared for convoluted setups that inevitably result in street racing.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

that means now you can borrow your boss' car without asking and they can only get a little annoyed at you

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

aight cool I'm going no contact and you can no longer see or talk to your grandchildren (my team - we're unionising)