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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 38 points 1 day ago
[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wow, this is the perfect summation of the 2026 state of the union address.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I'm not watching, because trump is the one delivering it. Is there shit falling out of his pants leg?

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the summary. I'd've only watched it if he died mid-speech.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Same. Just to make sure it was true that the ShitGoblin was finally dead.

Unless it was from being shot, then I'd watch it every day and twice on Sunday.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

was that tonight?

I was too busy evacuating my colon.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was too busy evacuating my colon

Ahhh, a reenactment of the state of the union then.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

watching the replay now.

that sums up what I have seen so far.

a very forceful, brow-wetting, evacuation.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When life gives you children rape and kill them -DJT

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

........oof. You're not misrepresenting him, but man I wish you were.

That is the same expression my toddler gets when he's filling up his diaper.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favorite part of that is the bald guy went on years later to be a regular cast member of superstore.

The commercial was probably 2002?

Superstore was 2018?

He looks EXACTLY the same.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I need to watch Superstore.

Everyone in that ad killed it and I’m always curious about the writer of it (and any other similarly clever ad) if they’re still in marketing where their talents are imo a bit wasted.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

A broken clock...

[–] ExFed@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Whoa you gotta put an NSFW tag on images like these.

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

sums up his life perfectly