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[–] Tuxis@lemmy.world 2 points 42 minutes ago

Ugh.. This clashes for me with what actually happens in the movie. You're basically saying only a good fascist returns the shopping cart.

But we all know, only fascists won't return their shopping cart. Monsters..

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

There is no such thing as a good person , we are both good and evil....given perspective.

The line between good and evil cuts through the heart of each of us.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Nah. "Don't cause unnecessary harm", job done, you're a good person now.

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 1 points 53 minutes ago

Well now we have to discuss what harm we consider "necessary", and that's where things get pretty tricky.

Instructions unclear, cardiac surgeons are the line between good and evil.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

I order online for pickup which takes up way more of the staffs time. Am I a civitizen?

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 8 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

I haven't seen a shopping cart without a coin slot for a very long time. Communist Europe does not have moral lessons for citizens!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

My local supermarket in Germany doesn't have coin slots in its carts. This was unusual for me, too, though; maybe an urban-rural-divide.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Aldi's is the only chain that I specifically remember seeing those coin locked shopping carts/trolleys at here in the US. I know they are used other places, but it's been years since I was in those parts of the US and don't remember the other store chains that use them.

Almost every single store in SoCal uses shopping carts/trolleys with a "brake" on one of the wheels. If you pass outside of the IR perimeter of the store's designated property (which frequently doesn't include the outside parking spaces of their own parking lot, thereby making them a problem for all their customers,) one of the wheels locks so the cart/trolley is basically unuseable.

Many, but nowhere near most, of the carts/trolleys that don't use such technology of coin based locks, or wheel brakes end up being used by the people experiencing homelessness to cart what few possessions they have left. Most of their stuff has already been stolen by the cops and shoved into garbage trucks, or in the case of their pets, they get taken to the shelter and put down.

This isn't just true of California, but they at least try to not do this heartless crap to everyone, just the most vulnerable of us that can't remember schedules. Other states don't even give schedules. The cops and trash crews show up in the middle of the night, and your tent, all your possessions, probably all your important ID papers that you have, and your pets disappear. You now have to pay to get your pets back. All your property went into a garbage truck, was compacted, and went to the landfill. You don't get that stuff back.

Cruelty is the point in the US, and always has been.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 6 hours ago

Then come to capitalist Europe. Because in Belgium we do have those without a coin slot.

People even propose to take them off other people after they are done, so those people don't have to bring it back to cart return and can just leave instead. While there are plenty in the in stock. It is just a nice thing to do.

[–] tordenflesk@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Stopped using those 10+ years ago here in Norway. I guess having to deal with cash was more of a hastle for the supermarkets than having to retrieve the occational cart.

[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 27 points 11 hours ago (8 children)

I said for years that every second date should be to a grocery store. The first date can be as fancy and choreographed as the couple wants, but the second date needs to be to the grocery store.

You can learn just about everything you need to learn about a person from watching them at a grocery store. From how they chose a parking spot, to how they talk to employees, to how they budget, to how they prepare a list, to how healthy they eat, to how they check out, to if they return the shopping cart.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

"From how they choose a parking spot"

You no idea how much you just outed yourself as an american and not at all part of the "fuck cars" community that's so popular here on lemmy for objectively good reasons. It's fucking sad that was the first thing you thought was relevant.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

lol, this is how my first roommate vetted me. I guess I passed the test.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like that would doom any chances I’d ever have of a relationship. I park really far away, visit the bathroom at least once for guerrilla art installations, and zig zig across the entire store as I remember what kinds of things I want. Both major exes hated this.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Wow I would hate that too. I try to spend as little time in the grocery store as possible. I almost always have a list of exactly what I want and that’s it. It’s hard enough finding things that are on the list, never mind remembering new things to buy.

Most of the stuff in a grocery store is junk food. The good stuff is at the ends and around the back, with only a few good things in the aisles (staples like olive oil, spices, rice, pasta, canned tomatoes).

[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It's all about compatibility. This is in your favor. If you had taken your ex'es grocery shopping early on then they wouldn't be your ex'es now.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 hours ago

The supermarket is my 3rd space

[–] ProfessorHoover@infosec.pub 1 points 5 hours ago

Especially if they're Greek and you go to university together?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 18 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Change your mind on a product. Do they put it back where it belongs or throw it on the nearest clearly wrong shelf?

[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 14 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Or, is the person a shopper at all? Do they act like they've never been to a grocery store in their lives?

That's useful information.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 hours ago

Or do they compulsively steal? And if so, did they remember what my favourite chocolate bar is?

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[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago (13 children)

Never understood people who couldn't put the shopping carts in the cart return when they are done.

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