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The shopping cart is the ultimate test of a good person (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I feel like that would doom any chances I’d ever have of a relationship. I park really far away, visit the bathroom at least once for guerrilla art installations, and zig zig across the entire store as I remember what kinds of things I want. Both major exes hated this.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 20 hours ago

Gonna be honest, I'd find that pretty endearing!

[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's all about compatibility. This is in your favor. If you had taken your ex'es grocery shopping early on then they wouldn't be your ex'es now.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Wow I would hate that too. I try to spend as little time in the grocery store as possible. I almost always have a list of exactly what I want and that’s it. It’s hard enough finding things that are on the list, never mind remembering new things to buy.

Most of the stuff in a grocery store is junk food. The good stuff is at the ends and around the back, with only a few good things in the aisles (staples like olive oil, spices, rice, pasta, canned tomatoes).