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[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Honestly he's one of the most transparently unhappy and insecure people I've ever seen. Imagine having all that wealth and still exhuding so much divorced dad energy.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

exhuding so much divorced dad energy.

he is a divorced dad

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Leather jacket? Check.

Cigar (but looks like he's trying to imitate the Duke)? Check

and more...

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

It shows. A happy person wouldn't pay people to professionally play their Diablo 4 and POE2 accounts so they can pretend they are good at video games.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 month ago

That's awful.

Elon Musk should never be happy.

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He’s not happy since Jeff stopped having the wildest parties every day/night….

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lol, not only was he not invited, he was a try hard trying to get in

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thank you, good sir

He was desperately tryin'

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

(girls FTW!)

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Knowing that he wasn't even cool enough for the compulsively networking pedophile spy to hang out with must burn.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good. Nazis deserve to suffer.

[–] morto@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

I also wouldn't be happy if I looked at the mirror and realized I was elon musk

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This guy needs to study the Christmas Carol

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

"Chuck! We're gonna need a whole lotta ghosts!"

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 16 points 1 month ago

Bro, cry me a fucking river. You've hurt countless people with your actions, you SHOULD be miserable.

[–] apepi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe the answer is more Ketamine. Just keep it taking it buddy, you'll get there eventually.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

99% of ketamine addicts quit right before getting a dose that'll finally meke them happy

[–] hesh@quokk.au 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then you don't need those billions

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

just need a few more to get happiness

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well Elon here I have the worlds first automated happiness supplier and for the low low price of $1 billion dollars I can have it on your doorstep tomorrow morning

*warning: products resemblance to a burning bag of dog shit is purely coincidental

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Oh no, Elon is not happy! Anyway....

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Good. This brightens my day

[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Well, try large amounts of heroine. You'll certainly not regret doing large amounts of heroine...

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Me too, but at least I don't take the human race down with me.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago

There’s one thing he can never have, which is enough

[–] interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ll never understand this pursuit for wealth and power. It really doesn’t take that long in life to figure out that accumulating material wealth is not what makes you happy. You get momentary pleasure from obtaining that new car, but it quickly fades and the baseline shifts, and you are back to being miserable. And the type of pleasure you get from it feels so fake anyway.

Do these miserable cunts really think that getting the next billion dollars will finally make them happy and at peace?

they make countless people incredibly miserable for their wealth, and that are still fucking miserable. who the fuck is all of this for then!!!

[–] husmus3274@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Have you tried to let others be happy? Maybe that will make yourself happier

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Me too, but at least I don't take the human race down with me.