askchapo

He's the Santa Stalker and he's calling out the local mall for hiring extra security.

"Dear God, why do I have this weird growth on my head instead of hair, like everybody else?"

I, Charlie Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.

The S

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

"Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling"

A spectre is haunting Europe…

I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock
It to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

"Dear Kim,

Please teach me Juche Necromancy for Xmas.

Yours, Charlie Brown"

Dear Chief Replacement, I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to fuck the fear turkey!
Follow me on Twitter @TheCrimsonFuckr!
"Sincerely, Alucard."

I am quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.

slurs

"and I'll call him esnupi"

Mood.

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race