Welcome to c/news! Please read the Hexbear Code of Conduct and remember... we're all comrades here.
Rules:
-- PLEASE KEEP POST TITLES INFORMATIVE --
-- Overly editorialized titles, particularly if they link to opinion pieces, may get your post removed. --
-- All posts must include a link to their source. Screenshots are fine IF you include the link in the post body. --
-- If you are citing a twitter post as news please include not just the twitter.com in your links but also nitter.net (or another Nitter instance). There is also a Firefox extension that can redirect Twitter links to a Nitter instance: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/libredirect/ or archive them as you would any other reactionary source using e.g. https://archive.today/ . Twitter screenshots still need to be sourced or they will be removed --
-- Mass tagging comm moderators across multiple posts like a broken markov chain bot will result in a comm ban--
-- Repeated consecutive posting of reactionary sources, fake news, misleading / outdated news, false alarms over ghoul deaths, and/or shitposts will result in a comm ban.--
-- Neglecting to use content warnings or NSFW when dealing with disturbing content will be removed until in compliance. Users who are consecutively reported due to failing to use content warnings or NSFW tags when commenting on or posting disturbing content will result in the user being banned. --
-- Using April 1st as an excuse to post fake headlines, like the resurrection of Kissinger while he is still fortunately dead, will result in the poster being thrown in the gamer gulag and be sentenced to play and beat trashy mobile games like 'Raid: Shadow Legends' in order to be rehabilitated back into general society. --
Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS
Holy shit! After all these decades Tom Lehrer finally managed to destroy his phylactery. 
My wife says that I seem happier than the day that we got married
Go give your wife a hug
Only the good die young
All the evil seem to live forever
Christmas keeps coming sooner and sooner
Iy's a beautiful sunny morning and kissinger is still dead
Best news to nap to
Lmao I hope his wife is suffering rn. I read the other day she wasn't charged after assaulting a woman at an airport after the woman called her husband a pedophile
'Nancy lunged at me and grabbed me by the throat,' Mrs. Kaplan said. 'Then she pushed her face close to mine and said, 'Do you want to get slugged.''
I'd post crabs but Kissinger won and the article makes that clear. Made it to 100 years old to die at home in his own bed surrounded by family. Still had his mind and was in decent health for his age. This was his final fuck-you to all that is decent and just in the world.
oh fuck it's real!
Holy shit y'all are fast
It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the death of Henry Kissenger
Hell just gained another demon 
FINALLY.
About goddamn time. Better late than never (I mean fucking obviously, I just wish it had been decades or even a century sooner).
I hope he died knowing that the empire he spent his life orchestrating atrocities for is also spiraling the drain.
🦀 all x 1000.
the fact that he died exactly at 100 makes it feel like he exhausted some kind of default time limit
in any case :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:
came out to a friend yesterday and kissinger croaked shortly afterwards 
HENRY KISSINGER??? MORE LIKE HENRY KISSING DIRT!!!!!!!! Like 10 seconds after I heard the news I jumped into my car and went to go get a bottle of Champagne lol. I've said like a decade now that this is exactly what I'd do. Cheers comrades 🥂🥳🎉 
I was kinda hoping he would live to see the end of israel and ukraine but I suppose in his last moments he knew that everything he had worked for was going to expire soon.
That's really fuckin tragic, just a true shame that he was allowed to live to the venerable age of one hundred. RIP to millions of dead southeast Asians. The wicked lich of the west deserved to fuckin, get stung to death by a hive of fire ants, or eaten alive by a hippopotamus, or maybe trip and fall over one of those Honeywell cluster mines that he loved so much. Not die peacefully in his own home. Nonetheless.
___>
What you thinking about babe?
Oh shit, I have muscular dystrophy and both my lungs collapsed this year and yet I outlived a blood-sucking demon! Get fucked neo-liberals!
Getting one of those tacky Calvin pissing car stickers and a custom Kissenger sticker.
Hasan is interviewing the author of the Rolling Stone article tomorrow
we have to rename this emote now 