By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline
this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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Turns out that there's a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we've never had data to figure out all out.
Down syndrome people would love this trick
And the chromosome challenged absolutely hate it.
I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But ~~that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.~~ it could be a lot worse than death by titties
Poor gynecologists…
Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn't seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.
Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation... rip.
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Adding this to the list of benefits to being snipped.
Are you saying parents can't have porn addictions?
I think they just meant that having a kid opens it up so you might not stay #1.
Genuinely couldn't figure out what HuntressHimbo meant 😅
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No I more meant that OP could keep their lead perpetually by not having kids who could top them.
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Magritte would like a word
Should have been a gynecologist.
30 min appointments.
40 hr weeks.
80 vaginas per week.
4160 vaginas per year.
Some repeats per year, probs, but not all. Maybe 3000 more per year?
20 year career.
61,000 vaginas.
Of course that probably ruins all joy out of seeing them. But that's a best in bloodline amount of puss.
But that's a best in bloodline amount of puss.
Lmao I'm dying over here
As a working artist, can confirm.
Seeing nude people for work is less fun.
I had a part time gig DJing at a strip club for a brief time. It gets old much quicker than people think.
Some of them will be from healthy, slim 20 year old girls, but some will be from the opposite end of the spectrum 😐
Or speculum, you could say
Blue waffles are a lot more common than you might assume
We've seen more naked ladies, but touched less.
I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.
Really hoping this isn't a joke about your mom...
Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.
Oh sheeeeee
So you two are father and son! So cute!
In fairness, your mom's so fat it's difficult not to touch her
I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though
Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.
Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn't see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*
But during the "walking around naked" times people tended to live in small communities, whereas we have access to thousands of naked people online everyday.
I dunno, even assuming Ghengis had sex every day and his proclivities leaned toward having multiple concubines sent to him at one time, that still doesn't necessarily equal the number of different people someone could cycle through during a session of flogging the bishop. Someone with a high libido could easily pass Khan these days.
But he could've organised orgies to increase daily nudes views, optimisation
Are we talking 400 different women or just 800 total boobs in different situations? This is an important distinction.
Men too :smart:
Counterpoint: We used to exist without any clothing and saw naked ladies all the time. And naked dudes. And even gasp naked children.
And then we put kids in dresses! Even the boys! Oh! The vapours! ⋆faints dramatically⋆
Yes but also probably not a ton outside relatively small tribes so might still be low numbers
But did you see them IN PERSON? How good is your score now, uh?
I'm definitely tied for last place unless theres some blindness along the way...
Or some ultra-Christian middle age stuff against nudity even in the bedroom
I live in a naturist resort, (nudist colony) so I still win, probably.
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To be fair, any currently living but older relatives will have had the ability to access high speed internet for just as long as you, but also time with older forms of media as well.
In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.
A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.
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