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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.

If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.

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[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 195 points 1 day ago (3 children)

By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Turns out that there's a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we've never had data to figure out all out.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Down syndrome people would love this trick

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago

And the chromosome challenged absolutely hate it.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But ~~that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.~~ it could be a lot worse than death by titties

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn't seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.

Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation... rip.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I can confirm that I've defied the curse then! 😅

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

800 boobs, even if only counting naked and from a real person (no AI, no drawings) is a low low number, and even skipping porn most pimps will have seen that number in their lives.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I saw 800 boobs just last night. 800 is rookie numbers.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Adding this to the list of benefits to being snipped.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Are you saying parents can't have porn addictions?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think they just meant that having a kid opens it up so you might not stay #1.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Genuinely couldn't figure out what HuntressHimbo meant 😅

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

ceenote might be saying that OP's dad watches more porn than OP.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

No I more meant that OP could keep their lead perpetually by not having kids who could top them.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The internet isn't for porn?? Oh no