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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) by Keld@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's the tropical flavour ones! And some tictacs

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 1 points 8 hours ago

This is the best (worst) comment

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 28 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

:(

My posts are bad :(

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Nature is healing (except possibly OP who may have developed some unique infection previously unobserved by the medical community)

[–] huf@hexbear.net 19 points 23 hours ago

we're maturing as a community

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 20 hours ago

kitty-birthday-sad I shouldnae have clicked

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

Glorious. Majestic. Wonderful.

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago

Auto-expand media and its consequences

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 12 points 21 hours ago

why did i click that. i didn't want to see that.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 17 points 23 hours ago
[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I just want you to know I'm very upset with you.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 22 hours ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

this one made me physically wince, GOOD post

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Badposting order-of-lenin material here.

[–] dove_milk@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Does there need to be a rule for no gross out posts? I remember the last post here that grossed me and others out was removed by moderators for this reason.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You made me realise i should probably put a cw on this

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

Your CW and NSFW filter helps. I logged into hexbear and this was on the top page and gave me a scare. Thank you :)

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Alright, time to shut the comm down

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago

Congratulations on a truly bad post.

[–] gnuthing@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My wife is wondering if you wasted these?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

I would never waste candy.

spoilerIts not my image

[–] ea6927d8@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

This either deserves a ban, or a promotion.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago
[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago
[–] MoreLikeHazBeen@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago
[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago
[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Moisturize dem piggies this is how you get calluses

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago

In the matter of feet, I refer to the authority of the footsoldier.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Added alt text because I realised I forgot.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

this is actually the heel of the foot, not the toe theory-gary

[–] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

this is actually the ball of the foot, not the heel theory-gary

[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

negative

wow quite a brain fart. I will leave it up and go back to bed

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Take solace in the fact that you made a heel out of yourself.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Actually it's called the footsies

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER

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