Chapotraphouse

An arms race of having the most extreme affectation possible in place of being able to actually do anything.

Nixtamalized (cooked) corn is very nutritious, y'all just eat it raw

American, I bite hard and often. Often I will wear gold fang caps on my canines, I love pushing the sharp tips into a lovers neck.

Did not realize this was because I am American lol

Uh, my ex was from Central America and she seemed to buck this trend.

I still have a small scar on my shoulder (don't worry I was into it).

I've been on the full revolutionary/self-improvement montage for the last several years and haven't kissed in ages, I'm trying to get back into it, what are the latest smooching trends? I don't want to look like a loser

Homo yankius are benthonic creatures, perpetually soyfacing