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[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 98 points 11 months ago
[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 60 points 11 months ago
[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago

It'll make your prostate explode in multiple ways!

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 40 points 11 months ago

The soldier died.

“That’s bad!”

But he nutted quite strongly before the end.

“That’s good!”

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[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

One pays extra for the recoil.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I'm more concerned about the heat

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[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

If they switched to PCP .25 they could make this fully auto and legal.

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 63 points 11 months ago

A number of you are concerned about the recoil - I feel you misunderstand the nature of this weapon. A trained user can launch the plug at high speed to wound the target, using a specialized liquid propellent. At this point the sabot round is deployed, penetrating any hardening or armor. The CIA called this codename Dying Rhea, after the original name Henry Kissenger was found to be already in use.

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Onion grade comment

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Guess they can rename it now.

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

HOLY SHIT THAT OLD PIG FUCKER FINALLY DIED?

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago

yeah some 12h ago

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 11 months ago

The only pig fucker I know working in foreign relations is British.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You'll have to press, for it to shoot. Very carefully, it triggers when it's just about to plop out.

[-] nuke@yah.lol 49 points 11 months ago

And the recoil sends it back in. Brilliant!

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Ok, but where's the trigger and also the website where I can order it?

[-] seathru@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

A string attaches to the sear and runs out the small hole above the barrel.

You'll have to print/machine your own tho. And this probably falls under the NFA's AOW category, so you'll have to ask the ATF permission and pay for a $200 tax stamp.

[-] FireTower@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I agree with this technical and legal analysis. If it was more L shaped you might be able to claim it's a pistol. But as is they'd probably claim it's disguised.

The problem isn't that rectal nature of the device but that it's mimicing a different object.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 11 months ago

It's fired by farting.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think you pull back the top, then let it go and the spring shoves the firing pin against the primer. Basically a zip gun.

[-] neidu@feddit.nl 12 points 11 months ago

Requires some practice to get the rectal dexterity required.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe for you amateur.

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 25 points 11 months ago

"And lastly, 007..."

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago

BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR BATTLE BUDDY!

[-] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Silent but deadly requires a tax stamp.

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Where do you buy this? Asking for a friend…

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

New partnership between Smith & Wesson and Chess Grandmaster Hans Niemann

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Wait till you see my dick

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"Only takes 5 pounds of pressure"

[-] Stanwich@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Engineers UNITE!

[-] superfes@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Where farting becomes a game of Russian Roulette?

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[-] thewowwedeserve@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

Where does it eject the casing?

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago

As a single round weapon there is no need to eject the casing.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

After a little range time with this, a single round is all you need.

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[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think the more important question is...where is the trigger and how do you prevent accidental firing? I don't want to give away my secret just because I got a little nervous...

Edit: Oooooooh....you take it out first...

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I'm wondering where the gas vents to.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

There is a little hole above the barrel, I assume it vents there

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I thought this was a lightsaber-buttplug at first and I think that's even funnier. Imagine the scene where Darth Maul activates each side menacingly.

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