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[–] mech@feddit.org 89 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Got a call from a customer: "Nothing is working, but only on one desk in the office."
I poked around a bit, and sure enough, 2 PCs, 2 phones and 1 printer were offline.
Drove out to the customer, looked at the desk and talked to the manager.
Turns out they had run out of ethernet ports after hiring more people.
So instead of calling us, to save money they had bought a desk switch on Amazon and plugged it into a random ethernet port.
Its power chord lay on the floor, unplugged.
When I plugged it in again, the office dog came running, jumped up, pulled it out again and tried to kill it.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 84 points 5 days ago

The adapter probably had a whine that drove it mad lmao

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

Reminds me being called out to a customer "we have no internet these last two hours"

While he got me a coffee, i saw a switch without power. Pluged it in and when the coffee came internet access was restored.

He only said"yeah, i unpluged those two hours ago. No one ever told me our internet access runs over those"

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

power chord

I like e-flat minor with augmented drop D tuning, you?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Whilst I do like legacy netgear switches, PoE switches are godsend

[–] violentfart@lemmy.world 67 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 18 points 5 days ago

Nope, mine are troopers. just doing their thing at least a decade on.

[–] uss_entrepreneur@startrek.website 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I do networking in the industrial space. This is the most truest statement on the internet.

Edit: for clarification I don’t put these in place. Most of my job is doing audits and telling people to get rid of them and then replacing them.

[–] SirHaxalot@nord.pub 49 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Don’t touch that, it’s a load bearing 100Mbit switch.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Only slightly better. Meme still applies.

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Honestly gigabit ethernet is still more than fast enough. I annoyingly have to deal with an iMac G5 that just has a fast ethernet port.

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Switch? Na it was a load bearing hub.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

I didn’t know they made gigabit hubs.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Don't laugh at it! In the days it was ideal when you needed something for port-mirroring. (I still might be able to find it somewhere deep down in a crate)

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That ironically reminds me I still have to remove like three of those.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

.... Four.

But they are up in tray handling a specific set of things I just dont give a shit about, in an office I never go to, on an air gapped network...

So....

Probably not going to bother. They can come out later.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Yeah mine aren’t doing anything important other than obscuring my SNMP traffic stats. I’ll probably accidentally forget about them again till next year.

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 32 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I miss this blue metal design. Yea the grey ones are nice, but the blue always made it look a little bit more interesting to have around.

[–] Gathorall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

If you have to assist someone remotely they also do tend to have fewer small blue boxes.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Can’t you still get these in blue? I see them for sale.

Some models had a real time network utilization display for the 10mbps bridge and the 100mbps Ethernet. Was great back in the ADSL1 days, could see real time network usage on two sets of four green LEDs.

(And a flashing orange 'collision' light just for fun.)

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Every network loop I've dealt with in the last 5/6 years has been caused by one of these menaces hidden under a desk with too many things plugged into them.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 35 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I have six of these daisy-chained together and my network is strong.

[–] riskiedingo@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Teach me how to have a strong network also

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 5 days ago

Nowadays you can get ones with STP for practically the same cost.

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[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don’t even have anything plugged into mine lately. It just sits there in case I need another port for something.

Please ignore my dust. I’m a terrible housekeeper.

[–] aeration1217@lemmy.org 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Beyond a certain point, that dust is critical to uptime and any disruption could compromise the whole operation. Do NOT clean that without meeting with all stakeholders who might potentially be impacted.

I self-host a few services that are shared with others off of that NAS. They aren't paying stakeholders, but I suppose I do technically have some.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 days ago

Just say you're a dust collector.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Have one and it just won’t die. It does its job so well you don’t even know it’s there.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If you're thinking of getting a switch from Nintendo: don't. They absolutely suck as networking devices!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I have two of these running now. They're both at least ten years old. I think one of them was salvaged from the storage room at work. Gigabit is plenty fast enough for my home network.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I retired mine from full-time service earlier ~~this~~ last year. It is still kept for emergencies.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I just called mine back into service 🫡

[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Got one of these keeping a connection good right now.

200M fibre drop and networking cab are at opposite ends of the house. When the drop was put in, I only had cat5 available to join the two. Distance makes only 100M link possible with the crappy cable to hand.

Through the magic of being cheap and having one of these bad boys spare - two crappy cables with this in-between gets the full beans out of the connection.

It's been 3 months. It's shoved in a corner that the cats (fluffy version) love to sit in. I have cat6 to hand now. I don't need this anymore. I can fix it properly.

But it works and I just cba to do a new direct run.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I maintain that even for LANs 100Mb/s is actually more than enough for the majority of users as long as the latency is decent.

[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

If I'm paying for 200M, I'm damn well gonna use it :)

I can actually run a few services now on the 200/200 that would be intolerable on the old 30/10. Like streaming and grabbing chunky files away from home in reasonable time. Was a big jump for us.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 10 points 5 days ago

I stopped using one of these late last year, only cuz I needed more than 5 ports lmao. It still works fine.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 8 points 5 days ago

The old adage "There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution" still applies.

If the business relies on the availability of the thing that's receiving a temporary fix, you can be your ass someone, somewhere, is declining the downtime to fix it properly once it's up and running.

[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 5 points 5 days ago

At work when we did a rip and replace last year, most of these were replaced with unfi flex minis because it was easier to do this than run new cables to do it properly, which was the reason little netgears like this were there in the first place

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

I bought 2 of these on clearance from somewhere for like 5 bucks thinking I would never use them. Years later, and a few more years in storage, they are both still going strong.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 5 days ago

I worked on a site once that had a 5 port hub (NOT switch) at one end of their network. One of the workstations kept reloading its roaming profile and killed everything else attached to the hub. The client couldn't understand what the problem was no matter how many times I explained it.

I still keep a couple of these in the boot of the car just in case someone needs it.

Refusing payment for it was probably the cheapest way to end up with free cocoa for life from the coffee shop or regular attabois (and the passkey) from the chicken shop with the fast wifi next to the arcade bar.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

I've had the same one daisy chained for 20 years

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Can someone explain and maybe point me to a book or resource where I can learn more about the physical world of networking?

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is a very cheap network switch that serves as a great example of shadow IT happening in most companies. Because they were cheap and just about any computer store had them in stock, it was generally faster for an employee who had ran out of network ports to run out and grab one of these than to request proper network upgrades from the IT department. Sadly, because they are not very fast and lack features needed to prevent network disruption due to misconfigured wiring, they cause lots and lots of headaches for the IT team over time.

A good starting point to learn about physical networking would probably still be to grab a recent set of Cisco CCNA prep books and give those a read.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Thanks you!

I thought this was going to be about port 5 being backwards and used wrong or something.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Everything is temporary, man . . .

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