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[–] Redacted@piefed.ca 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It's corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My local brothel serves eggs bonerdicked for breakfast on Sundays before church and I've been requesting corn for months now but they never put it on the menu, it's distressing

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Had to back and read it to catch the masterpiece that is “eggs bonerdicked”

[–] ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 2 points 2 months ago

Thats enough lemmy for today.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I didn't get it yet then, and I won't get it yet then, now.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.

Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.

Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 10 points 2 months ago

i also worship potato 🥔

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Beans also heal the soil and the soul. And the correct answer is beans with potatoes. Falafel and greek style fries is easily a top tier meal

[–] Abrinoxus@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 months ago

life and love is potatoe

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Dawg. Me and boys are just here for the beans.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Potatos are very destructive to the soil.

They have to be dug up (lots of cultivation). This breaks up the soil structure causing all sorts of issues with porosity, nutrient and organic material loss.

Because of the diseases and pest that attack the growing tubers, growers use fumigants/biofumigants. These are indescriminate killers that wipe out all sorts of insects, fungi, nematodes, and bacteria.

Potatoes leave very little organic residue behind when the tubers are harvested.

Any crop that follows potatoes suffers from a "yield drag" for 2-3 years as the soil recovers.

Out of the all starchy foods we eat, potatoes and sweet potatoes are the worst for the soil.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

May I offer you confused folks some beans?

delicious, nutritious, perfectly great beans

[–] Katrisia@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I love beans, but corn is corn. You cannot make bean's tortillas, or... not that I am aware of. Bread, sweet beverages, etc. Corn is so versatile. If I have to pick (luckily I don't in real life), I'd pick corn.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Corn is wonderful and versatile but at the end of the day my true love is pulses. They can go in everything, they're nutritious as all hell, and they're just plain tasty. Bean tacos, bean burgers, falafel, hummus…

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[–] late_list@piefed.zip 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] archonet@lemy.lol 4 points 2 months ago

IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh I know where this is from...

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Cornography

[–] popsalottacornsyrup@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Can I respectfully say I was freaked out when my college girlfriend had a stick of butter in the fridge that they pulled out and then passed around so each participant could roll their cob on it to butter it? Effective? Yes. Absurd? Definitely.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

CRANKIN MA COB

[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't understand the corn meme whatsoever, but that looks fuggin' delicious.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

We're channeling Khrushchev

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Too much usa-centric politics -> corn as a protest

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

It's COOOOOOOOOORN

[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] doug@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hardcore or soft core corn?

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hardcorn or softcorn.

I'll take both, intermixed. That way you get crunchy bits that create more crunchy bits.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What’s your opinion on creamed corn?

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Like the pocket tots, you'll always wish you had more in that pocket.

Delicious.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Peaches and cream, obviously

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it every corn you love, every corn you know, every corn you ever heard of, every cultivar that ever was, lived out its life. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident recipes, listicles, and culinary doctrines, every shopper and forager, every binger and dieter, every planter and harvester of fields, every succotash and popcorn, every monoecious couple in love, every pistil and stamen, hopeful seedling, barbecuer and chef, every eater of cornmeal, every corrupt subsidy, every cob and kernel in the history of our tummies lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

[–] unaccounted4@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Needs more garlic powder!

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Cracker bargle

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

corn :)

corn ;)

[–] SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Memba when that lady stuck a corn up her pussy?

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[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

The Corn must grow.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Tried to buy corn on Amazon but it wouldn't let me :(

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS PAIN?!?!?!

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

What's with this corny post?

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The thing people can't digest?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

God damn, that looks delicious

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