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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is the name of the coffee shop "Panopticup?"

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, "you" don't want to live in a surveillance state! Unfortunately for you this is not a dictatorship of the people, this is a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie and THEY want YOU to live in a panopticon techno-surveillance dystopia.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

someone please embroider this on a pillow and give it to Taylor Lorenz

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

Then: Come check out this coffee shop, it has such nice ambience

Now: E F F I C I E N C Y no-fun-allowed

Bonus fun fact, the root etymology for efficient means "to put out". Exactly the vibe you want for your coffee shop!

from assimilated form of ex "out" (see ex-) + facere "to do" (from PIE root *dhe- "to put").

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't get around much anymore but I'm thinking every time I leave the house - I should wear one of these...

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2010s: Popping down to the coffee shop for some baklava

2020s: Popping down to the coffee shop in your balaclava

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Cracks me the fuck up every time. I've never been able to think of baklava without thinking about that video for 10 years now.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

How long before the first barista gets fired because a chair gets tagged as "Anna" who makes 0 cups a day?

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

AI aside: Just look at the amazingly cozy ambiance of that shop. Why would you be in there for even a second?!

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

(AI tracking system actually consists of remote workers based in the Philippines)

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Opening an anti surveillance café and charging extra for the drinks(also there's still cameras)

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure this coffee shop demo pre-dates "AI" as we know it