Drug testing. You gotta piss in a cup first. Any cup, be creative.
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2026
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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18 years, at which point you get a badge on your account that says "verified 18 year old"
the day the first one is handed out the server will be shut off, unplugged, taken to the harbor, shot twice with a hunting shotgun, and drowned
Did you remember to send nudes?
You only had to send in ID? The admins said I had to send a picture of my asshole. They said it wasn't horny, so it was ok. I still haven't been verified
hey sorry i'm the ID verifier for this site. i've been really busy so i didn't get around to it. i can speed the process up but there's a one time fee of a 150 dollar itunes gift card or if that's undoable the rules say i can also accept a 100 dollar visa prepaid. or if you have runescape gold weirdly enough i guess the government ID verification site accepts that as well
You create an account at birth and 18 years later it gets verified.
4-7 weeks at a minimum
Our age verification method distinguishes between people who like to play and have fun 
and boring 
"adults in the room," and has achieved a nearly 100% success rate in either 
or 
the latter.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Sorry there was an error with billing, that will be an extra $20 on top of the original $150 for the standard hb package.
oh yeah we also need your mother's maiden name
Oh yeah there’s an error with the emails not containing the verification URL, here’s the verification link
Sometimes the process gets stuck and the governmentprofilerlib fails. You'll have to resend it to my inbox specifically.
You only have to verify your age if you’re in one of the private adults only comms. We mostly just share the 
picture over and over again but I’d say it’s worth it