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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 71 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he's just a time travelling hobo essentially

[–] titter@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Time travelling anti-murder-hobo

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 17 points 4 weeks ago

Actually to gallifreyans he's just a var vet hippie who stole an RV and preaches anti-war isn't he?

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 46 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck, I am a delivery boy. Granted I get a cool space ship but I am still a delivery boy

[–] mech@feddit.org 14 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't the main character a kleptomanic robot?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago

Futurama or Firefly?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at me. I'm the Taskmaster now

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

I'd say you're little Alex Horne, but knowing the background of the show, you're probably both.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 27 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)
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[–] silt_haddock@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A witch on the boiling isles? Cool!

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.

Thats even better then winning the lottery!!

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe we can be bunk mates on the Cerritos

[–] rockandsock@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 15 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

So... I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I'm good at cooking but since my ability doesn't involve fighting, I got expelled from the "hero party". Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.

It's not a bad way of life I must say.

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[–] vpol@feddit.uk 13 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bojack Horseman.

So I guess I get paid to be miserable and destroy my own life... Well at least I will get paid for it now.

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[–] xorollo@leminal.space 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 4 weeks ago

I have no clue how the three seashells work.

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[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 11 points 4 weeks ago

Woohoo! I'm a delivery boy!

[–] Potti@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Bounty hunter it is I guess, so long space cowboy

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Captain of the USS Voyager. Nice.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 10 points 4 weeks ago

I really regret watching Invincible last night

[–] Boolean@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Resident attending in a busy US emergency room - urrrgh

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm an astronaut lost in space with a crew of aliens and Muppets.

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Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

ah fuck. Last thing I watched was Iron Lung

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[–] johsny@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Delivering packages for prof Farnsworth.

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I just finished an episode of Doom Patrol, and I'm not sure where to begin with this question

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[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Space station commander… and later captain, but we’re not there yet. (Hubby’s first watch, my second.)

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Whatever the girl from fallout's job was I guess.

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill in SG-1. Unless I get the relevant skills we are all fucked

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[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago

An autistic ER surgeon. Even in meme-fantasy world, I can’t escape my neurodivergence.

[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.

[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Guess I'm solving x-files now

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[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There are shockingly few new recruits to Starfleet here...

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Crap, I’m a high school student again? (I’ve been re-watching Malcolm in the Middle.)

No wait, this is the season Malcolm starts to work at Lucky Aide. So I’m a high school student and a minimum-wage, part-time drug store employee. Great.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 6 points 4 weeks ago

Having just watched season 2 of Silo, I am not very happy about this.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I watched Sphere, so I am now a therapist. Shoulda watched Event Horizon second... Then I would have been a spaceship captain 😮‍💨

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Spaceship Captain of the Event Horizon? Oh god, why?

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I'm the leader of an intergalactic scientific expedition to find out what happened to the ancient friendly aliens that used to live there.

Also, I get to move in to their perfectly preserved, super advanced city! It usually just floats on an ocean, but when it really has to, this baby can fly.

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

Blood analyst and serial killer

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I am a Kazakh reporter in America.

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[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 weeks ago

Pokémon trainer, doesn't sound too bad, I remember fantasizing about that in my childhood mainly because I knew more about that than adults 😁

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago

Fuck damnit im a fed.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Err indentured slave in a mine at a terraforming colony in deep space ..

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