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My own opinion of mods is that most of the times you won't notice that, but at the same time you're likely to notice that automated tools are effectively getekeeping the place much more than any human mod. Another issue is that obsessing over reddit or discord mods speaks volumes on one's engagement with these social media. Like, we say that mods are 'no lifing' the site, but so are users who complain too much. Either way we have dozens of tools to make research or learn new things and we certainly don't need reddit to do that.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

>Make a post on lemmy

>It gets 300 updoots

>Banned for rules 1,2

90% chance it's lemmy.ml, lemmygrad.ml, hexbear.net or mabye even lemmy.dbzer0.net (i s that their domain?)

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 54 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"If you hate Reddit this much, just stop using it"

🤣😂😡😭🤧 "No"

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

Just wait till they come to Lemmy, reddit will look like a paradise

[–] mech@feddit.org 26 points 14 hours ago

🚫 Post is awaiting moderator approval.

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

I feel bad when Reddit mods get the brunt for stuff like this; in my opinion, it's usually not their fault. It's the fault of Reddit which relies on unpaid labor to make its entire website work literally at all. Maybe that was "fine" back in the early days when Reddit was smaller, but Reddit nowadays is one of the largest websites on Earth and represents the lowest common denominator of Internet users.

I mod a couple communities here and don't mind because this whole sphere is non-profit, the people on average are pretty cool, and vastly fewer people makes it so I can usually recognize people and resolve problems by talking. But the idea of working pro bono pseudononymously for a corporation with a market cap of 26.5 billion USD to keep their millions of (on average) stupid fucking users in line is one of the most soul-crushing things I can imagine. You really do have to take actions like this because, without stern moderation, communities will inevitably go to shit. They'll return to the LCD, and your community will just melt into the rest of the front page with tenuously related, zero-effort posts.

All things considered, I think most of Reddit's mods are doing a good job (and well more than what they owe Reddit or even the random end user, which is fucking nothing and next to fucking nothing, respectively). Yeah, the mods could quit at any time, and they probably should at least on ethical grounds, but I also understand sunk cost and wanting to continue fostering a community about a subject you like that hundreds of thousands of people can enjoy.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago

All things considered, I think most of Reddit’s mods are doing a good job

You have the best jokes

Yeah, it was fair to complain about power tripping reddit mods 4 years ago. Now I just feel bad for them. But I also haven't used reddit in years.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Mod strike could be amusing.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Completely ineffectual, though. There are too many people who cannot tolerate the absence of Reddit. The last Reddit mod strikes proved as much, as people simply let the admins dictate how, when, and why the strikes finished

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

Also the reddit admins removed or threatened to remove moderators who tried to strike.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Fake: Annon has popular ideas

G*y: Annon was on Reddit

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Is that a new USAian law? Just say gay?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

I've heard them called "Americans" before.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"American" can refer to anyone in the western hemisphere

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Yet it is virtually never used that way in modern times, and if someone said "American" you'd know exactly what they meant.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

i have seen american being used to refer to someone living in either South or Nord America enough to need to figure out if someone is talking about the 2 continents or about a single country when they are using the term

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe in the US. But that's "USian defaultism."

Also, in the US I find people who identify as "American" are laden with connotations of jingo-nationalism.

I'm a US citizen, but I don't identify as an "american." My loyalty is to the constitution, not some pseudo-patriotic flag fascism.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

US? US what? United States of Mexico? United States of Matsya? If we're being difficult and aloof just to be difficult and aloof, lets really lean into it. When you say "US" it could be a number of places.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The United States in almost all contexts refers to the United States of America, and is understood as such. That's why the official designation for the United States Government is USG, not USAG.

And before you say "HA! United States of America! Gotcha!" No shit. "United States of America" species that it's referring to the United States, which are located in the Americas. As opposed to simply "America" which could also refer to North America, South America, Meso America, and doesn't automatically mean "the United States of America."

In case you still don't get it, you wouldn't say "California" refers to the "University of California" simply because it's the "University of what? Oh that's right, California!" That would be a braindead take.

If you're in California however and you say "The University," people know you mean "The University of California," and would only be asking "Which campus?"

When there's another nation called the "United States of [something]" then we can talk about "the US" being difficult and aloof terminology.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

When there’s another nation called the “United States of [something]” then we can talk about “the US” being difficult and aloof terminology.

I named two examples, a country and a state. But I'll leave you to pick and choose and be super smart and progressive.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 27 minutes ago

You mean the "United Mexican States" and the "Matsya States Union"?

Yeah, that's a stretch. Neither of those are ever abbreviated "US." It's not ambiguous.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 3 hours ago

That's cool. They are USAians, yanks, or seppos to me.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 points 11 hours ago

Void, I wish

[–] three@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This is the problem with these greentext communities, the people in them have never actually posted on 4chan and lack the ability to comment without filtering themselves.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I mean, if I’m being perfectly honest, I’d prefer not to associate with people who frequent any of the toxic chans. A middle ground where people are capable of reading or writing something peculiar without going slack-jawed would be nice, though. The line where the community suddenly turns homophobic is incredibly thin.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 9 hours ago

but this word is not present in the bible!

/s duh

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Anon just posted porn, that's all

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 11 hours ago

His mom is pretty popular.