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[–] epicshepich@programming.dev 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

During in my data science master's program, someone unironically sent me a localhost link to a Jupyter Notebook.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 0 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

In one of my programming classes I watched a girl open edge, search bing for Google, then search Google for Yahoo, then search Yahoo for Yahoo Mail. It hurt my soul.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In the really early days a guy who loved trolling before trolling had a name had a link on his website that just pointed to the users downloads folder. Really freaked out some people that clicked on it.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 36 minutes ago

Ah the good ol days of Active X. Could pull some pretty sick pranks back then.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

As a web designer (well, customizer/reseller for small businesses) I definitely thought I was done for when I heard AI could spit out a functional website in one prompt. Then I saw some examples and realized it's just going to be another thing clients bring me, begging for a fix. No problemo, small upcharge.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Small upcharge? Unfucking a whole front end and backend should be more than small.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Entire website

Also known as the most basic thing you could ever do

[–] maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

I made an entire website for my ship using notepad by frankensteining together other websites. Everyone on board thought I was a genius. How wrong they are.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Saw a generated site, but it just made up plausible image links and also went image heavy so it was a bunch of broken image icons as it linked to nowhere.

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This was me in high school. In my first Intro to Computer Science class, they taught me how to make a website in html.

Nobody told me that you need a domain. Guess how I found out.

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well, technically you don't need a domain. An IP is enough. If you don't have your own IP (like a shared host) you'll need to put it in a subdirectory but there is no need to have a domain to put something on the Internet.

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. My mistake. What I meant to say is that I didn't realize you needed something to host the site on. I tried to send my friend the file and expected them to open it...from my computer.

I was a bit of a noob back in the day.

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[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I gave Claude a shot at guiding me through an install of a matrix home server the other day. It got about halfway through before it absolutely shat itself. I mean like going in circles and completely incapable of breaking itself out.

And that's for a fairly easy sysadmin task. Not even doing it right, just doing it to the point where the service can be brought up and be accessible. I cannot believe anyone is under the impression that these bots are going to take anyone's jobs. The only thing that's going to "destroy jobs" is the rabid desperation management has to destroy labor.

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that's a common issue I've seen with Gemini and ChatGPT as well. They can do simple tasks but as soon as it's something that requires more than a 5-6 steps, or if there are complications along the way they will get lost. Also ChatGPT will commonly just make up commands if it doesn't actually know how to do something.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I will say that after I went back to my previous usage pattern of going as far as I could alone and then asking the chatbot what went wrong it did save me a ton of time by suggesting I check whether caddy was importing from conf.d, which it wasn't.

Taking a break and walking around the neighborhood probably would have been almost as effective, but this way my fat ass could stay inside and keep drinking coffee

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Local storage? Wouldn't it be saved to their OneDrive?

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

That's the joke. Guys says his job is done for, by buddy building a website via chatgpt, except the guy knows nothing about how the internet works.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This motherfucker over here is ruining the good name of Bens all over the planet

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As a Ben, I think I speak for all of us when I say that this Ben does not represent us or our Benly sensibilities.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As a Ben myself, Ben's can eat shit. I've never met a Ben I didn't want to punch or fuck.

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

So... What happens when you look in a mirror?

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

I leave you to make assumptions.

[–] chrizzly@feddit.org 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a video where a girl was like "yeah so you know all that streaming stuff is so expensive? Thanks to AI I coded my own Netflix streaming site..."

And there was this one comment like "Backend???" and she was like "Yeah I dont know what that is, but if you want a part 2 I can do that later" 😂

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Just tell her about Jellyfin I guess

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty much sums up a lot of younger people who didn’t grow up learning far more hands-on basic computer use. Z and A are gonna be the “AI” generation that surrenders the last of critical thought and hands it all to walled gardens of instant, tailored, and curated information.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's already happening.

We get support tickets from professional engineers.

Sometimes it is "my software isn't working send me how to get it working." No details on what is not working or what they were doing, so we have to dig the information from them. Like "is your computer on, do you have a network connection, are you connected to your work server, oh you thought google search access is same as VPN to work? ..."

Its rare to get somebody on the call that says "when I open this file and do this, this other thing happens, and here is the sample file and steps I did"

Other things are like: "This software is supposed to output this in this way, but it's not."
So we open the dialog and watch their steps, software says select objects to export, they are clicking Ok with no result, so we have to point out the message they are supposed to read...see where it says select an object to export, and it is highlighted in yellow to draw your attention and has a red asterisk? Yes? Well they are talking to you, you have to do the action required.

I can understand grandma not understanding software, but an engineer is supposed to be a problem solver.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

What you tryna say bout granny? keep her name out your mouth!

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 34 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry, wrong link for some reason, it's supposed to be http://192.168.1.36/

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Eh... don't want to be mean but that's what's called an "IP address" for Internet Protocol Address... but this one is for your LAN, aka Local Area Network.

So that won't work, people outside your LAN can't reach it. What you need instead is a domain. What most people don't know though is that there is a special domain name anybody can use for free! Check this out, assuming your LLM did the right setup do all that step, making website, starting Web server then try :

https://localhost/ and voila, free domain from your newly generated websites!

... /s

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Can I do that from Internet Explorer or do I have to use Safari?

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

That's actually a great question, safer to ask your LLM directly! So helpful. /s

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That is only your local IP, dumbass.

http://172.0.0.1/ is where it is at.

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Hate to be that guy, but localhost is 127.0.0.1, not 172.0.0.1 (which is actually a public IP address)

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[–] IndieGoblin@lemmy.4d2.org 66 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (5 children)

My boss sat me down recently and was telling me about how I needed to adapt because AI was going to take my job soon. Somehow it was suppose to be an inspiring meeting about my career growth. I just walked away blackpilled at the stupidity of leadership in the company. Oh yeah, we are 1 year into an AI adoption program and most people stopped using it 6 months ago due to it making them look like idiots with it's mistakes.

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 hours ago

I recently started and left a dev job after just over 2 weeks because the new boss was chugging the AI kool-aid. Luckily I got a late offer from another place I'd applied to and I was able to get the fuck out of there.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Getting it to open on someone else's computer is like the first thing about web development

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 28 points 15 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 159 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

Behold! My vibe coded website!

http://localhost:8080/

[–] Klear@quokk.au 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's asking for a password.

Edit: Never mind, I tried the one from my luggage and it worked.

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