Calling it now, she kidnapped her own mother
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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It was Ross Perot, back from the grave to extract the nutrients from the elderly to sustain himself for a surprise 2028 presidential run
The “Sucking Sound” was the noise he makes when extracting nutrients
I’ve see enough true crime videos to confirm that this is exactly what is going to happen.
Edit: my secondary theory is that someone in the family accidentally killed her and they’re trying to cover it up.
Yeah. "Woops I pushed momma down the stairs, better pretend she was kidnapped. I'm famous enough so everyone will believe me"
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