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submitted 2 days ago by deforestgump@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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They detained this guy and busted into his home with no warrant. I hope he sues the shit out of the cops.

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[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Calling it now, she kidnapped her own mother

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I’ve see enough true crime videos to confirm that this is exactly what is going to happen.

Edit: my secondary theory is that someone in the family accidentally killed her and they’re trying to cover it up.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah. "Woops I pushed momma down the stairs, better pretend she was kidnapped. I'm famous enough so everyone will believe me"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was Ross Perot, back from the grave to extract the nutrients from the elderly to sustain himself for a surprise 2028 presidential run

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

The “Sucking Sound” was the noise he makes when extracting nutrients