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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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Easily demonstrated by many measures: Basics: they poop and don't need anyone to clean them. They don't scream when a predator is around because they understand what can happen. They run from predators.

Simple: they can walk and run and find food for themselves at some point to become self sufficient.

Complex: they know who momma is and live in social groups for the most part. They communicate with each other.

Human babies never do any of this, and that has all sorts of ramifications that can be interpreted as funny, sad, or even cruel.

  1. we never eat babies...ha ha ha! Just pulling your leg. We don't.

  2. we never jail babies...ha ha ha! Oh shoot.

Don't go imagining things, it could hurt. Just think about these things while eating your delicious hamburger. Your burger meat was once smarter than a baby and had as much feelings as a baby does and more including memories. And they were jailed their entire life and were brutally murdered and pushed thru a grinder until they were just pieces of meat.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They poop and don't need anyone to clean them

That's more because of anomatomy than intelligence. Most animals don't have butt cheeks.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They say it's the opposable thumb that sets us apart, but no, it's the butt cheeks.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Walking upright is a blessing and a curse

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pro: Stamina for days

Con: Dingleberries

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Another (major) con: makes giving birth significantly more difficult

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Another: Our curvy spines make no damn sense and eventually cause almost all of us problems.

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought the curvature was meant to act like a spring?

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's kinda a hold over from when we used four limbs. It might have some benefit potentially but it also comes with massive health disadvantages that we pay for later in life.

But, then again, evolution isn't really concerned with "later in life". So long as you can reach maturity and procreate then everything that happens afterwards is irrelevant to the evolutionary chopping block.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Hans Niemann has entered the ~~chat~~ tournament

A lot of baby animals need mama to lick their butt to stimulate pooping. As a volunteer you have to rub their butt with a wet tissue every few hours.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they poop and don’t need anyone to clean them.

Let a baby walk around naked shitting anywhere and it would be just as "clean"

They don’t scream when a predator is around because they understand what can happen.

The trade off for those early vocalizations is speech...

It's worth it.

They run from predators.

Their babies don't, because babies of any species can't outrun predators...

Like, what the actual fuck is even your point?

None of what you're saying is even true and there's a million better ways to promote veganism than this nonsense

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I think they're saying we should be eating baby animals, right? Because they're dumber than babies, so therefore completely edible!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It might not really be in the spirit of the post, but it's because of the brain. They take a lot of power to fuel, so to keep that big brain running, we have to skimp on things like mobility. Babies can be pretty dumb, but, they've been learning a LOT. They just can't tell you about it yet, but they will soon, because unlike the pig, they are listening and they are learning.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, they are comparing food animals at their best against humans at their worst.

That's kind of like saying I can do math better than Einstein can because Einstein is dead.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 2 points 2 days ago

I can't remember the details but I remember reading something about this. In the evolutionary sense there's a trade off for our big sophisticated brains. We're not born fully developed, we need another year or so just to build out the wiring and muscles necessary to walk even.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

I don't think lack of intelligence is the reason most people are fine with eating animal meat and not human babies. It's usually that humans just value animal lives less than that of other humans.

[–] remon@ani.social 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They sure are. That said, it's not a very high bar, babies are pretty dumb.

But I don't think the reason we don't eat babies is because of their potential intelligence ... it's because they're humans.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You could’ve had a legit argument… instead, you said they are smart because they don’t have to wipe after they poop?

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 2 days ago

I mean it's just a meat bad post, I don't think they put much thought into the actual argument and just tried to make something that would skirt by the rules here

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Weird guilt tripping post without any compelling or well thought out arguments.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Animals are suffering because we eat them.

STOP GUILT TRIPPING ME

[–] Soulg@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Animals are suffering because of factory farms and the industrialization of slaughter.

We are nature and part of nature is eating animals. Go tell any other predator that they're causing their food to suffer and see how that works out for you

[–] Jobe@feddit.org -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have a real look at meat factories and tell me that is natural. I have nothing against eating wild animals like deer to counteract the lack of predators. But eating industry meat and claiming you are naturaly a predator is ridiculous, especially with the amount and quality of meat alternatives available.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You must have missed the first paragraph

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -4 points 2 days ago

Thanks my best work thus far in my entire life.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

many food animals would eat a baby

pigs will eat humans. so will many house pets.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Human babies are helpless for years. I would not equate the too intelligence.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

prey animals also have adaptations, like precocial birth, which is a fully developed baby that can run at birth useful in areas with alot predators, camoflauge like with deer. Hares have babies that can run at birth while rabbits have altricial babies, like mice and humans they cant do any of this and are helpless.

[–] xep@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I understand that this is a shower thought, but you can only jail and murder human beings.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

LOL... This just in, the superior court has announced that animals will be put to trial if they commit crimes.

Historically several animals have been put to trial.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but you can only jail and murder human beings.

But you can certainly imprison and kill animals. You are arguing semantics here.

[–] xep@discuss.online 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Semantics? Try saying that in a court of law.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Good news: we're on an internet forum and not in a court of law

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean I'd eat human meat if it wasn't illegal, just sayin'

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Uh???

I guess my realization is more about just how simple the argument is for not torturing animals.

Like even owning a pet means you took that poor fellow away from its family. We should probably stop owning animals like that.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

Like even owning a pet means you took that poor fellow away from its family.

Given that my pets were adopted from animal shelters, I'd like to think that I gave them a significant lifestyle upgrade.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So shower thoughts on Lemmy is basically just a rant sub?

[–] Cherry@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Regurgitated tat based on either something someone said yesterday or some YouTuber/tiktokers idiotic musings.

Shower thoughts in general have benn dead a whilst.

[–] Cherry@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

I need to bad it as every time I see it, I think oh ffs humanity does not stand a chance.

[–] teft@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

That’s not intelligence in prey animals. Those are instinctual actions.

[–] slowtrain33@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I have a dog, and have seen him experience suffering. It breaks my heart to see it happen, and I would never do anything to intentionally cause him to suffer.

Yet by eating beef, pork, and chicken I supported an industry that causes similarly intelligent animals extreme suffering for their entire lives.

I’m a pescatarian for this very reason. And even as a pescatarian, I strive to eat only wild caught fish when I do eat them. I also only eat certified humane eggs, and only buy oat milk or almond milk.

I’m still guilty of eating cheese, but if there was a certified humane cheese option, I would absolutely pay extra for it.

We don’t have to cause all this unnecessary suffering for animals. We can get all of our food from other sources, or take it from animals in a humane way.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

but if there was a certified humane cheese option

"Lab grown" dairy already exists and is commercially available for a few specific products. It uses precision fermentation (as opposed to cell cultivation). I've had ice cream and sour cream made via this process, though I am not aware of any cheeses produced this way nor am I sure if it is possible with this process because it only creates certain components of dairy.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 2 days ago

The world certainly pulls and pushes us in different ways. I don't eat meat for many reasons including the torture and suffering part. I'm alive and totally fine, but I think there's definitely a learning curve about the nutrition supplements needed to stay healthy. Anyway I still have some leather belts and shoes. I like art and have unflavored gelatine used in the carbon transfer process. There are a huge number of items in our every day that used to be sentient beings.

I used to have a default Costco chicken and tortillas diet. But one day this idea clicked for me...could I go one week without meat? Nothing about the whole moral thing. Just trying. So did it and I just kept doing it. The first week is definitely the hardest. If most people stopped eating meat, things would be better for everyone.. The meat industry, the planet, the animals and you.

[–] Cherry@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Most? Maybe some and what you are describing is cognitive and physical development. Given the lifespan of an animal and human it’s a bit of a bold thought.

Take a look at any house with multiple cats and humans and you should be able to get a good take on differing level of cognitive behaviour…just a good idea to measure your scale of intelligence amongst your domesticated animals.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

It's a shower thought.

You don't eat your dog or cat unless you happen to be preordained by an orange turd entity. But normal human people don't eat their cats or dogs because they form some sort of relationship.

When I was a kid my dad raised pigs and chicken. I don't remember our pigs but I remember the chicken and I used to have a favorite chicken. It was my pet while for my mom and dad it was food. And it became food and I was told about later.

But now, I live in a neighborhood where silence appears to be golden even though we live next to a water airport Kenmore WA. You can't make noises or the neighbors will quickly complaint. If you had a pig here and you planned to eat it, it would not be acceptable to kill it. It's a sword with two sharp sides. On the one hand you want to raise your own food, on the other, murdering animals is no longer acceptable even when Everyone eats meat. You can murder thousands of animals... Just not where you live.

What does that mean? How do you learn to kill an animal if you can't do it in your backyard? How do you become a butcher if you are not allowed at a plant unless you are employed there...simple, if you didn't go to college and you're at the end of the rope you go to a butcher shop and they train you. And that's weird. You allow others to tell you how to murder animals so you can do that for a living to feed people who don't want to murder animals but like to eat their meat and would not give you specifically a job doing something else.

The whole subject is full of weird twists and points of view. But if you ever lived in a small village and you hear intense pig squeals that end abruptly, you know that later on there will be crunchy pig skin fries. Life, death, and a flavorful meal along with horrific noises and blood everywhere are all connected. To a person, who has been there, done that, the sudden realization of the horror the pig gods thru, is both bothersome and just so evil. I can't uneat all the animals I've eaten. And nutrition, I have my kids eat meat because I think its probably better for them than having some sort of special vitamin supplements.

It's a deep shower thought.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If we had to explain to a super intelligent and powerful alien why it shouldn't eat us but eating our animals is okay we'd have a big problem.

I believe for us the "non human" aspect is most important for us and which animals are food and which are pets is a cultural thing. Because any other property besides "non human" would eg allow us to eat dumb or disabled humans or to breed special food races of humans.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 3 days ago

We're gonna have to beg.