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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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Easily demonstrated by many measures: Basics: they poop and don't need anyone to clean them. They don't scream when a predator is around because they understand what can happen. They run from predators.

Simple: they can walk and run and find food for themselves at some point to become self sufficient.

Complex: they know who momma is and live in social groups for the most part. They communicate with each other.

Human babies never do any of this, and that has all sorts of ramifications that can be interpreted as funny, sad, or even cruel.

  1. we never eat babies...ha ha ha! Just pulling your leg. We don't.

  2. we never jail babies...ha ha ha! Oh shoot.

Don't go imagining things, it could hurt. Just think about these things while eating your delicious hamburger. Your burger meat was once smarter than a baby and had as much feelings as a baby does and more including memories. And they were jailed their entire life and were brutally murdered and pushed thru a grinder until they were just pieces of meat.

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they poop and don’t need anyone to clean them.

Let a baby walk around naked shitting anywhere and it would be just as "clean"

They don’t scream when a predator is around because they understand what can happen.

The trade off for those early vocalizations is speech...

It's worth it.

They run from predators.

Their babies don't, because babies of any species can't outrun predators...

Like, what the actual fuck is even your point?

None of what you're saying is even true and there's a million better ways to promote veganism than this nonsense

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I think they're saying we should be eating baby animals, right? Because they're dumber than babies, so therefore completely edible!