Pizza. Endless variety.
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Eggs chicken rice mixed greens broccoli
Alls I know is it isn’t ichiban noodles. I ate those for 3 straight weeks and almost lost my nails and hair.
Nutrition is really important yo. Eat your veggies and balance your fibre and protein.
Me personally? I could probably make it years on beans, rice, and greens if I had to. Collard greens, rice and beans, oil and spices to season them, and onions.
So glad I don't have to, but if I had to choose that would be it.
bread
Assuming stuff like vinegar or salt doesn't count?
Rice
Chicken breast
Cheese
Pasta noodles
Tomato sauce
Soy sauce
Gasoline has all the calories you need to survive for the rest of your life.
Any mushroom is edible...once.
What was the joke again…
“Humans can survive off a diet consisting of potatoes and butter, as demonstrated by a years long case study commonly known as Ireland”
Something along those lines.
Think it's important to point out that they didn't do that by choice.
If you could only have one food, potatoes would be a good choice.
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I know this is Lemmy and all, but, uh, beans.
I believe 2, chia seeds and water, although I don't know if you will meet calories requirement so might be 3.
Breastmilk should be enough. Just difficult to source.
Not if you have enough money.
I read once that a person could survive indefinitely on potatoes and milk.
It's true. Add oats and eggs, and they can thrive.
I wouldn't thrive without pizza. That's my only one need.
use oats for crust, mashed potatoes and boiled eggs for toppings, and if you want the extra effort you can also use the milk to make cheese. i bet itd taste the same as normal pizza
Crime fighting turtles always saying shit like this
Cowabunga, Dude!
Listen, taco bell has maybe 10-15 ingredients and has an infinite menu item…
- Rice
- Beans
end of list
You're missing a bunch of micro nutrients which would cause problems over time with this. It has all the calories and protein you need though.
Add in some fat from somewhere like cooking oil, and a handful of vegetables like onions, carrots, etc. and you'd last a fairly normal human lifespan.
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