The proper solution is to install gnu slash Linux.
Linux
Everything about Linux
RULES
-
Be nice to each other.
-
No memes or pictures of Linux in the wild.
Is the true solution to just not use a keyboard with a copilot key?
Or take apart the keyboard, gently disable the switch, and replace it with a stationary 3D-printed key with a middle-finger texture as a constant reminder that this is why we don't let computers run themselves.
Yes, but that's essentially 'I would simply not have that problem.'
Not having problems sounds great to me! I'll stick with my trusty old Thinkpad.
I never use Right Ctrl but I will defend it against this abomination at any cost
A VM software I've used at work uses right Ctrl as the button to alert the host machine "Hey the user is addressing you now".
Want to take a wild guess who set up a VM on an old intern's laptop after they returned to school and didn't notice there wasn't a right Ctrl key anymore?
Does he have 2 thumbs?
There's a Right Ctrl?
Yeah it's right next to other hidden figure of complex macro binding Alt Gr
Alt Gr
Sounds angry
as a right ctrl user, fuck you microsoft. a while back i had to get a new laptop since the last one was falling apart and having to decide based on which models don't have a slopilot key so that i can use my system normally is so annoying. and unlike other specs you can't filter by this, only hope that it's mentioned in the product description somewhere.
This might as well be a sticker that says "don't buy this shit" at a glance.
My work laptop has this key and I remapped it with Raycast. Now, every time the key is being pressed, confetti flies across my screen. 🎉
Couldn't they have just remapped RightControl to open Copilot for the same effect without all the downsides?
Marketing said it has to be a dedicated key, engineers were stuck between a rock and a hard place.
They're "marketing", surely they could just tell them it's a "dedicated key".
Put a sticker over the button and a default mapping in the software and none of them would have known the difference.
More like dead~~icated~~ key, am I right?
Pretty easily, even without introducing a new scan code. If the keyboard uses USB, Windows could have just matched against the vendor and product IDs. Or they could have set something in the USB descriptor.
The only reasons I can think of for doing it this way are either out of laziness because it's easier to make a global hotkey than change a driver, or to intentionally make the key useless as a modifier key.
So am i to understand that this sequence is built into the firmware of every keyboard with a copilot button? At that point you’d basically have to muck with the firmware. Is there any chance of altering the HID driver for the keyboard class to intercept that pattern?
Yes that's how I understood it. You can't fix a missing key-up signal on the OS/driver level.
This isn't Microsoft's first offense, btw:
https://github.com/Rast1234/copilot_key_on_my_keyboard?tab=readme-ov-file#how-these-keys-work
What about just intercepting F23 since nothing else really uses that? It looks like the key up is in there. Ignore the other modifiers.
afaik: the complete sequence is triggered when when the copilot key is pressed. You'd intercept the F23-up immediately --> no way to detect when the physical key is released.
Oh now I’m following you. So at most you could remap it to an instant trigger. There’s no option for holding the key down.
wtf ? a physical key on laptops that calls AI slop directly ? tell me it's a dream, a vicious dream
And why did need to replace a standard key for it, instead of just adding a button?
It's a Microsoft keyboard standard, you'll see it on detached keyboards soon.
Like this one:
Normal keyboards are easy enough to deal with. Buy a mechanical one that uses the QMK firmware. Then you can just remap the key in firmware and replace the key cap.
Dreams are good, this is a nightmare.
Man, it's too bad there was no room on that surface to just put an additional, regular button for Copilot.
How many keyboards have that key nowadays? I have not bought a new keyboard or laptop very recently.
I managed to remap the key on my asus vivobook (M5406WA) running fedora 42 to be used as the compose key
I still miss times when the bottom row was just Ctrl, Alt, Space, Alt, Ctrl.
I miss the menu key so much.... It was the way I accessed the spelling corrector. Using a mouse for that is so cursed. The menu key had other uses too as the context is useful.
They can't stop you from popping the key off, though.
They can't stop me from not buying these sinful machines either.
I mean yeah you right, but if your job foists one off on you or something it's a quick fix.
This better be a temporary thing in PCs like when they used to have key locks or turbo buttons.
i suddenly realize why my old 20 buck keyboard costs 200 now
Ive never used right control before but still what is this bullshit. Theyre gonna take my sweet baby alt gr next... ill commit murder before that happens. As a three and a half lingual person, all of which are european, i cant live without the us intl with altgr dead key layout.
