
weegee90
Oh, bother...
Also "fireworks" and "people minding their own business as they walk past your house."
Did they install cable?
"What kind of situations?" "Yes."
Windows five minutes after installing a web browser: "Welcome to Edge! We've imported your tabs from Chrome for you."
Those two Ferengi pretended to be prophets in that one Voyager episode, so they're definitely not above using religion or politics to swindle people.
So the solution is to sleep like the Coneheads?

"That's no hydroxyl ion..."
2004 or 2005, there was some "low bandwidth gamer radio" that I used while gaming on dial up. I've looked everywhere for it, would probably never use it again since I'm on fiber instead of dial up now, but it just bugs me not being able to remember what it was called. I've found other services like that that would have been active at the time, but looking at their UI in screenshots or wayback machine snapshots, none of them look familiar.
Just out of frame: An ignored "Employees must wash hands" sign.
"Well, of course I know him. He's me."