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The jellyfish, whose Latin name is Mnemiopsis leidyi, is known for its transient anus, an opening that appears only during defecation.

How can we make this political? too-woke-3

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[–] SnakeEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

As always it's climate change

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 19 hours ago

Brand new sentence.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Transient Anus would be a great name for a punk band.

Entertainment Headlines:

"The latest news on the Transient Anus Scandal"

"Transient Anus has shat out a public apology"

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 20 hours ago

First it was the unicorn invasion of Dundee and now this!

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

That's a crazy title

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How can we make this political? Tie it back to the 1204 sack of Constantinople by Venetians (and Franks but we will focus on the Venetians) and we call them Bog Lombards or Wet Gauls or whatever causes them the most ancestral anguish

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Using deep ball knowledge to get the Euros at each other's throats, I see you doing the lord's work out here.

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is probably the wildest headline I've read in a while holy shit. Thanks for sharing!

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

It was too funny not to share. speed-dont-laugh

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

And its not a Florida man headline

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Crouching Jelly Hidden Anus

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Jellyfish everytime after pooping; "ok that's the last time"

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

The first discovered invertibrate in the entire world that is inherently against assplay... nature is so cool. I wonder what other marine animals have sexual taboos ...

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

soviet-bashful Can...can I have a transient anus? shy

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

ty for posting this i was too ashamed shy

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I second this!

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Critical support