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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

If I was an Obama I'd put together a press conference and say "that orange thing can call me what he likes, at least I don't rape children like he does. Anyone who, so far, has had their name mentioned thousands of times in the Epstein files is not an innocent person, they are just a paedophile trying to distract everyone."

I would not have mentioned anybody by name, and that fat litigious cunt can try to sue me if they want to. The discovery part of it all would be enlightening.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 35 minutes ago

Honestly, Obama would be a lot more subtle. He wouldn't mention the orange at all, probably say something more like "what a great day to not be in the Epstein files" or something better fitting to his sense of humour.

It's still obvious who you're referring to, but also, if Trump reacts it's kind of a confession

[–] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

38,000 times the fascist pedo is mentioned, and counting.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 36 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

This would be absolutetly career ending anywhere else.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Club Penguin perma-ban at the least.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

it always gets me all the democrats who have resigned or stepped down from running. Over things that are nothing even before relatively speaking. Waltz I think being the latest.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 8 hours ago

If Joe Biden was president and posted this donald trump would scream from every rooftop about this

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago

In this day and age I'm not so sure. Look at Europe.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 42 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And when the danger subsidizes, it will shit itself.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 minutes ago

No that's actually when danger is imminent

Danger includes 3 syllable words on the promoter reportedly, so he has pretty low criteria.

[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

This is glorious, thanks for sharing.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Behold, the master race!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 12 points 7 hours ago

The only thing that surprises me is that it took so long. We all know that Trump is a racist, child-raping POS, so I’m more curious about the people who are genuinely surprised that he did this.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 56 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Stop fucking calling racist propaganda "memes"

Like, it's just handing them the "just a joke bro" because they don't have the shame to even say it when called out anymore.

Racism is about the only part of Trump's platform his voters still like, that's why he's going back to the same old well.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Unfortunately the word “meme” has come to mean “any image shared over the internet”.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 9 hours ago

The origin of the word meme, as well as the concepts before the coining of the term, are all neutral to the subject or purpose. A meme can easily be hate speech if it's spread as any meme is. It's true that its use in popular culture now mainly means something that has spread on the internet (not just an image), but that's only because the internet is the fastest way for anything to travel through large populations.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[–] GodyGade@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

If only they could use an adjective or two. Like "super racist".

[–] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 9 hours ago

Trump is racist?

[–] Janx@piefed.social 8 points 9 hours ago

100% racist and 100% trying to distract from the fact that he raped kids.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 7 points 8 hours ago

Sounds like a classic case of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

"The world respects America again" ... Yeah sure we do /s Must be a real wild time to be an American. How many still dare to admit being one these days while being abroad ?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

Well most of us can't afford a plane ticket.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I don’t even admit it when I’m at home by myself. I mean… a guy I know who lives in America does that

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

What a shithole country.

[–] samburwell96@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

Shit im scrambling to get out and stay out of this country, I feel like I need to register for a 'im not a dumbass or a bigot, I learned critical thinking' card wherever I go

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The geezers he's talking to who are convinced by his rhetoric are right behind him in age, dementia, IQ, or racism. The rest of us are dealing with daily trauma.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 8 hours ago

There's a sizeable chunk of the gen Z and alpha generations that love his rhetoric. It's definitely not just old people.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If he says racist shit, then maybe people will stop talking that he is a pedophile that hangs around in cannibal child molestation parties of the global elite.

Racism might be a positive to some and it divides the people who who would normally want to hang him and his buddies for being a pedophile and a rapist.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

There is no low that is low enough for that excuse of a man

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 9 hours ago

Sounds like something a MAGAt would love.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 points 9 hours ago

As if we didn't already know that his hatred for Obama wasn't at least racially-charged