John Antifa
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2026
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Edit: came back from the article, his second name is actually Jonathan lol. He must be the son of our former legendary leader Mary Ann Tifa.
Is he related to Tifa Lockhart?
It's good to see more trumpian competence in action...
Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.
To the Department of Homeland Security, “he is the leader of Antifa in Portland, OR.”
Elementary my dear epstein.
BTW, sounds like a fucking legend. I hope I am so good when the bullshit arrives where I am.
offering up his apartment to fellow protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray
Wow what a terrorist! When other citizens walk in with pepper spray on them he lets them wash it off?
I bet he and his co-conspirators were involved with the undcheduled shut down of the Orphan Crushing Machine too!
When the leader of a group of anti-fascists becomes the bad guy. American world war 2 soldiers who died on the battlefield must be turning in their graves
Read it as burning in their graves. Still made sense.
I guess it's over then 😟
They've got em. Our most closely hidden secret leader. What will the cabal do without him?
better send Kyle Reetenhouse back in time
I see they follow the gestapo playbook. Why use the legal system when you can just say "belongs to terrorist org" and snag whoever you want off the street.
I mean, that's one step too many.
I feel so sorry for the Yanks having to live through this Trumpian nightmare.
Thank you. Truly. So much schadenfreude going around.
next they will "identify" the "leader of lgbtq+"
Who assumed the crown after Freddy?
I didn't know anyone had been crowded since Prince died.
Umm, prince was pretty famously hetero.
But was he cis though? Anyway I once heard him referred to as a purple love gnome, so that's where he sits in my brain.
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As yes, the infamous antifa obersturmführer
Wrong, it's not a man. It's my Aunt Tifa. FFS
Oh good old aunty T with the beat rush!
Just like they identified Tylenol is the cause of autism…
I mean, they gotta figure out some way to blame the mom before Baron gets diagnosed.
I hear he hangs out with anonymous, from the Internet!
But who is 4chan, leader of Anonymous?
Just so cringe.
I really read this as inspirational and cool once upon a time. Part of me still does. There's a lot of good we've done on social media that make my trans friends and family more safe in who they are, broadly speaking...
But there's also a whole lotta bad as well, and it's been increasingly less OUR internet as the tech companies just monopolize and censor and steal data.
I'm not so sure I can manage to find this time mag cover as inspirational anymore.
it was a different time. aspirational and naive.
I can assure we some of us were not optimistic.
Naive is probably the exact word for the feeling I have. Good pick
I still put on my resume that I'm the 2006 Time Person of the Year
I can tell you for certain that dude won’t be experiencing “the male loneliness epidemic”
That guy owes me money! According to MAGA, the only reason any of us is resisting is because we're being paid. I've been fighting the Right for decades, and I've never seen a penny, he owes me a bunch.
no offense dude, but him?
"Everyone who disagrees with me is a ~~Nazi~~ domestic terrorist."
No, they got it wrong. It was me! I am the leader! Don't believe the feds, those lying pigs.
I'm Brian and so is my wife
Too bad they miss the current leader of Pedos our commander and cheeto.
I want to subscribe to his newsletter.
Funny, he never gave me any orders. I used to take my orders from a chicken named Jack, but these days they come from the frogs. Because they are too strong when they're together, y'know.
Jackie Joyner Antifa....Join Antifa for short.
This is the way.
Wow, what (not) a surprise. All those terrorism and surveillance laws passed after 9/11 were exactly as much a bad idea as people who didn't hate muslims were warning them to be.
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