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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

She's lucky he turns into a were-house towards his left, we almost had to reset the injury clock!

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

ITT: lots of people overthinking it

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

So if she squirts while being inside him while he's a warehouse, technically we can say she came inside him?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not 🌙 wolf / 🌕 werewolf. Unless there's a different kind werewolves I don't know about.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You need to read some Terry Pratchett. There's a lovely story about a lady werewolf who's embarrassed by her condition, and a wolf that turns into a wolf man type thing.

They kiss.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] scholar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I think it was a different couple from Reaper Man who were part of the club that Windle Poons joined. The girl was Mrs Cosmopolitan's daughter if I remember. And the man was only a man three nights a month.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Ludmilla and Lupine, I think they were from reaper man.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

What happens if you bite a werewolf?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

They kiss.

Now you just lost like, 90% of Lemmy with these wild, unrealistic stories of fantasy situations they've never imagined even possible.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Argh. That doesn't work. The "were-" in "werewolf" means "man" and there are no humans in that comic.

Unfortunately there don't seem to be many ancient synonyms for "house" like there are for "human", so it's not really possible to obfuscate the meaning in the way that "were-" does.

house-warehouse doesn't really roll off the tongue well, and it's open to the misinterpretation of "houseware-house", which is something else entirely.

Badly translating back into Old English gives hūswāruhūs, which, if you corrupt vowels to "huswarahus", does kind of sound like a cryptid.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago

It still works as a pun, and is funny.

Comedy is not meant to be logical.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

i love the design of his face

handsome squidward

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 2 points 22 hours ago

Would he be a were-warehouse, then?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shouldn’t he turn into a house? Turning into a warehouse would make him a werewarehouse!

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The pun works verbally if a werewolf (literally "man-wolf") is understood to be a hybrid of man and wolf during the full moon. Instead of changing form into a werewolf, he's changed form into a warehouse.

Written down, if he turned into a half-man, half-house he'd be a werehouse, and if he turned into a half-man, half-warehouse he'd be a werewarehouse.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But he's not half-man at all. He's just a full-on warehouse.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

You can't see it from this distance, but there's an electric panel cabinet that has his face behind the door.

[–] T4V0@lemmy.pt 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The interior is made with his flesh 🥰

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 hours ago

No, since he didn't turn into a whore house.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

And in the 5th frame the house says:

I want you inside me

[–] mickus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As long as I don't have pay rent while inside him I'm down

[–] Joelk111@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

What happens at sunrise though if you don't get out?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

If all the shows and movies with werewolves are any indication, then you'll be fine as long as you stay on the first floor. The you will kind of just get spit out like his pants. But don't upstairs because you don't want to end up like his shirt.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

I SAID IM DOWN.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A werewolf is part human, part wolf, so a werehouse would be part human, part house.

[–] Verenos@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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