Give it to me then Elon
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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Yeah, I could buy happiness for a lot of people with that money.
Or at least, you could drastically reduce the misery of a million people for a long time.
He literally has enough money to end global hunger several times over. He could reduce the misery of billions of people
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The mental framework that is required to accumulate so much wealth is incapable of feeling happiness.
Crazy how incompetent these people are. Come on you have EIGHT HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS. Just go skydiving, do a bunch of ultra pure MDMA at a festival, pay David Hockney to teach you how to paint, go on a safari, spend a week with a tribe doing ayahuascaβ¦.
That last one could get him killed if the tribe knew who he is (inshallah)
Idk about that last one...
that last one could potentially unironically fix him
(or make him worse)
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i don't understand how you could have 14 children and not have an ounce of interest in any of their lives, skill issue
kids are funny without even trying, maybe try talking to them once and a while
live, laugh, love but unironically
i don't understand how you could have 14 children and not have an ounce of interest in any of their lives, skill issue
He has a breeding fetish and treats his children as objects I'd guess.
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just overdose on ket already. ugh
he do be pissin
I don't think he has ever actually tried to buy happiness. What he has tried to do is use his money to generate anger, misery and nonsense. He has succeeded in achieving that, both for others and himself.
If he actually tried to buy happiness he absolutely could. With billions of dollars I could absolutely buy myself and millions of others some happiness just by putting it into projects that meaningful improve lives in an area.
He could use his wealth to solve the housing crisis overnight if he wanted to. Imagine housing for all, a right for everyone, you'd go down as a champion of the people. But nope, instead he spews poison at trans people and stirs shit with chuds.
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Dude could say "I'll give a hundred million dollars to each member of Congress that votes in favor of universal healthcare so long as it passes" and voila, instantaneous people's hero
Musk, Bezos, and probably a few others we don't know the names of could end world hunger tomorrow if they wanted to. They'd just have to bribe the US government to spend something like $100B per year, which is about 1/10th of the military budget. Every day that they don't is a reminder that the bourgeois are evil.
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I don't think he has ever actually tried to buy happiness.
Yeah, he wants to buy happiness but he doesnβt really want to pay full price.
Because itβs not the case that money canβt be spent in a process that yields happiness, itβs that money alone isnβt sufficient. Happiness is the return on investments in kindness and other genuine acts of love, but he only has money and spite, which don't foot the bill.
it can ur just a dumb nerd who cant even spend money right lmaaao
Dude can do anything and chooses to post on Twitter and play video games every day and wonders why he feels like dogshit
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You have to be insanely mentally disturbed to be unable to comprehend how you could be a hero to mankind if you simply gave some of your money away. Like, a minuscule amount.
He is not only a sociopath but also a fucking dipshit. Apartheid blood money will really take you to the mountain, but this mothefucker is acting like heβs stuck at the top or some shit
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Hide the pain Elon...
I'm glad you had a brief moment of introspection and found out how empty and evil you are, suffer you goddamned freak.
@grok play boulevard of broken dreams
especially when your idea of happiness is to go to epstein's island to buy sex with trafficked minors, but you're such an unpleasant pedo elite, even the other unpleasant pedo elites don't want to deal being around you.
poor ultra douchebag elon can't catch a break. [sad trombone]
False. Absolutely false.
If I suddenly had 800 billion dollars, I would achieve a one-in-a-lifetime state of happiness by immediately donating it all.
Donation is pointless at that level since it ends up just creating new avenues of graft and exploitation as it's distributed.
Using it to build up strike funds, arm revolutionary groups, supply existing orgs with support, and create viable cooperative alternatives to existing industries might work. But at that level your $800bn really only exists as a representation of your stake in a system that is diametrically opposed to that kind of action.
I'd buy all of America's military and hand it all to some quirked up maoist trans girl
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What a loser. Kindness is practically free, yet he still canβt afford it.
The last thing I wanna hear from one of the richest people on earth is that they feel sad. Literally the last thing I wanna hear from them, cause it's their final words.
christ, what an asshole
Yeah community buys happiness. That's why everyone who alienates their community is miserable
bullying works
He should spend all his money on a giant rocket to fire himself into the sun. I've revealed the secret to true happiness, you're welcome Elon.
Kill yourself Elon. At least that would make us happy.
Aww, poor bby canβt even buy friends.
Elon Tusk you know you can solve wolrd hunger and poverty and it won't even make a dent in your wealth.
Skill issue.
This is the equivalent of sticking your head in a bucket of water and then complaining that the atmosphere doesn't help you breathe.
At some point, you at least have to enter the door of the metaphorical happiness store and try to buy some happiness.
I fully believe him. It's the only comforting thought about him, knowing how completely and utterly miserable he is.
Although it's a very cliche statement, he and his contemporaries have proven this true with their thirst for sexual excess.
When you start life rich, prescribed with a higher dosage of happiness than the rest of us- little can be done to satisfy you.
Wealth is wasted on the rich
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