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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

My forgiveness depends on how strong you are. vegeta-stare

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

For those unfamiliar, Overwatch is a softcore pornography game that requires a significant commitment to bitterness and abusive chat messages

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look at his little paw guns!

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Her* apparently. Also she's called Fika which is absolutely going to mean players nickname her "fucker" when she's being a pain.

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Stop, you're gonna make me install it next, I had no idea. thurston

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

aww the barrels on the guns look like paw prints <3

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You will not be forgiven. Live with the knowledge of your wrongdoing.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

I relapsed. I'm just too good at it.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

not forgiven. face the wall gamer gamer-gulag wall-flipped

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Every lobby you enter is a grain on the way to make a heap of your sins

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Say seven hail maries and uninstall the game. theory-gary

Not to remove the stain for your sins, these are unforgivable, but you need to exorcise your computer

[–] inTheShadowOf@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Anything for Jetpack Cat.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Revisionism. Pure Revisionism. Worse than Revisionism!

[–] dazaroo@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 days ago

The update looks pretty positive overall so I'm waiting for the "..but"

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Because of the lil cat?

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

But....the first overwatch doesn't even work any more

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Oh so they're finally doing a real Overwatch 2 after 3 years of battlepass money but ironically removing the 2.