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[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Whilst obviously not as atrocious as being in the Epstein files, Keanu did appear on pseudo-archeologist Graham Hancock’s “Ancient Apocalypse” who has been shitting a load of pseudoscience into current discussion about archaeology and ancient civilisation.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 31 minutes ago

was it on purpose or was it like when kate mulgrew unknowingly did voiceover for a geocentrism documentary?

[–] hector@lemmy.today 0 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

Dumbass take that entertaining ideas that the experts on archeology being wrong is like fucking children with billionaires. Like so dumbass it really doesn't warrant much of a response other than, what?

I guess we found the archeologist that is convinced he has all the answers to the unanswerable and instead of using reason to further his arguments prefers personal attacks on those putting forward alternate theories.

Theories on subjects you have no way of knowing the answer to. Always beware those claiming to have all the answers, to questions we don't have the data to have all the answers to. Regardless of whatever theories this guy you have a hard on for espouses.

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 minutes ago

Graham Hancock is not an archeologist, just a self proclaimed expert.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 44 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

9 mentions in the files: 1 story about someone stealing his watches, 1 matrix joke, 1 mention of 47 Ronin, the rest are duplicates of promotional material for an acting class listing him as a former student.

Phew, looks like he's clear.

[–] Biffsbraincell@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 hours ago

I was hoping if he was in there it was like Norman Finkelstein was, but this is okay too.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 54 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (5 children)

If we could make a new political party, and just call it the American people's party, and make it a genuine party for genuine people, I feel like Keanu should be the parties nominee for president, followed by Jon Stewart

If you vote for the person you would want to be your boss, the country would be a lot better off.

Most people wouldn't want a vindictive, lying, cheating, could raping, fraud with no actual talent, skill, strategy, or empathy as a boss.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 16 minutes ago

Sawn Fein, Uaw boss.

[–] egerlach@lemmy.ca 28 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Keanu's Canadian, so.... You could become the 11th province?

(this is meant as light-hearted ribbing aimed at someone who clearly wants to see their country go in a better direction, I hope it's taken as such)

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

I would totally sign onto that if my taxes get me healthcare

Honestly, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois are waaaaayyyy closer to joining Canada than you'd think

[–] egerlach@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Fortunately or unfortunately, Canada isn't ready to accept them. It would require a major change to our Constitution, and opening that can of worms for major revisions isn't going to happen (history with Quebec, they never signed on the first time and were forced into it, two attempts to renegotiate failed, they had three referenda on separating from Canada...)

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 7 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

Ok, Quebec and Texas get to succeed to Quebexas, we get a much less incompetent and slightly less evil government, you no longer get subjected to America's extremely normal foreign policy. I see no problems here.

[–] shadow2@startrek.website 1 points 7 hours ago

Take me too! (Washington)

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I like the idea, but, join APP seems like maybe not the best acronym.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It's better than the American Socialist Society.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Join ASS!

It does have a ring to it.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Either join APP or have ASS! If they've aroused your curiosity, check their websites! Just google ASS site!

It does indeed have a ring

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Instructions unclear.

Now I have a human centipede.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

That mascot is taken

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I've thought that too, but then again, in a near future where any opposition ideology may be persecuted, it would actually be an ideal acronym. It would be confusing for AI to parse when the usage is entirely context based. The false positives would ruin anything collected

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

lol I don’t think dystopic ai surveillance is going to meaningfully ruined by an acronym

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Valid point.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

And there's the chant

You down with A-P-P?

Yeah you know me!

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 hours ago

What is this pro-Keanu propaganda?

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago

Well, farmers want a city slicker.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 20 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

There's probably quite a few famous people in the Epstien files who were just paid to make an appearance or speech or similar at an event before he was infamous...

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, the guy had a real fetish for surrounding himself with smart people, especially considering he was (based on the evidence in the files that have been released so far) a remarkably dumb person.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 hours ago

It's as if a well-connected person knows/communicates with a lot people. Weird to call social networking a fetish.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Really? Call me rape me?

Not exactly wholesome

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] 9bananas@feddit.org 0 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

username of the commenter below the pics

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] 9bananas@feddit.org 1 points 36 minutes ago

yeah, took me a sec to figure out what they were talking about too...