I would literally die if a girl did this to me π
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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Boil you?
I'm assuming the original was "so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet".
Think it's just wetΒ
It's not a great joke anyway and somehow OP or whoever made this meme made it way worseΒ
this is shitposts... it's supposed to be way worse.
If they did a good job it would go to a meme community. Memes that miss the mark hit the shit.
Is their spaghetti made of concrete? Mine goes soft in under a minute.
Also 15 minutes? Its 9 for al dente and like 12 for ~~overcooked~~ well done.
Well done spaghetti is not a phrase i thought I would ever hear
You really should be nicer to your spaghetti.
Rather, they should encourage the other people around them to be nicer to their spaghetti.
How else are we going to piss of the Italians? I bet you all the Italians are seething in rage after reading this shit post.
Put some pineapple in it, then we have a deal
it's okay, there's medication for that
Maybe they're very high up, where water boils at a cooler temperature.
I didn't think of that, you're right!
According to ChatGPT they are at 3000m altitude.
That's horrifying, I love it
Source is Citrus
You've been spooked!