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Similar to the tamale lady, boiled peanuts are best purchased from the elderly or a fat kid at a minivan in a parking lot. They come in a styrofoam cup or a ziplock. I like them partially frozen, the brine makes them crunchy.

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[–] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought this was a sandwich filled with shallots and thought "God damn"

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I would fuck with a shallot sandwich.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

An old country favorite.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...boiled peanuts are best purchased from the elderly or a fat kid at a minivan in a parking lot.

and if any word is spelled correctly on the sign, that's a sign that they won't be quite as good.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Biled P-Nuts!

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's definitely some sort of rodent testicle. You won't fool me again.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

100% thought this was a line of freshly removed bull testicles on a hoagie

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oi bruv i aint gonna tolerate any shots fired at baked beans yeah?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

This is gonna make me want some. When I was a child and my parents would take me to my grandparents to visit my parents would always buy some on the way to Dahlonega.

I saw at least one comment saying they've never heard of them. I heavily associate them with the rural Southeast US and/or Appalachia. As suburban sprawl crept our further I saw them less. The area I'm in now I don't ever really see them.

They're very much one of those snacks where you can buy them from the store and convenience stores, but it just isn't the same. Sometimes restaurants have them and they're pretty good, but it just doesn't feel the same.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I make them in my instant pot.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I use your instant pot too.

It's great.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Satan's maggoty cum-fart.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What are they like?

[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ive never heard of this! What's it taste like? How's the texture?

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kind of nutty but more like a chickpea/garbonzo than peanut. Very salty, a common variety is cajun. Texture is somewhere between water chestnut and a firm Lima bean depending on how long they've been boiled. I prefer them on the firmer side.

[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago

Oh that's sounds fantastic! I gotta plant some peanuts this sling just to try it out. Thank you Sir

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Boiled goobers (peanuts) will get you even gassier than baked beans!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Redneck edamame

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

!unpopularopinion@lemmy.world

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've never seen that many peanuts in a pod before. Vast majority have been two, with the odd triple or rare quadruple.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

They’re rare but I used to see them like 1:3 visits to random gas stations on a road trip getting fresh boiled peanuts

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

Why is your garlic purple?

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Didn't I see these in The Proposal with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds? The old lady at the bachelorette wore them, right?