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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 points 21 hours ago

The second image is from Mumbai so nice trolling.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Ok, fuck car infrastructure, but why are the images in the panels switched/mislabeled? Some Asian joke?

The giant intersection is obv China (looked it up - Guiyang) and the not-that-planned-out is India (Mira-Bhayandar).

[–] sonofearth@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The current Indian Prime Minister bootlickers bring up some GDP growth rate numbers and compare them with Pakistan and Bangladesh thus giving a false sense of superiority that India is developing rapidly—I mean yes but only compared to those countries. So the people who still have their brain cells started this meme trend.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 22 hours ago

Ohh, interesting, thx for the context!!

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's probably ‘meta-joke’ or something. It's shitpost, after all

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 22 hours ago

Yes, it seemed obvious, but I didn't know why.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 8 points 21 hours ago

Yes, all good here.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Just because they built one tunnel, doesn't make Düsseldorf a pedestrian or cycling friendly city. The opposite is very much true.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know where I'd rather live:

(Seoul city motorway removal)

[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, that, but with more wildlife

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

I thought you were going to link this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWCvjPOove0 (Wild boars blocked tram traffic in Olsztyn, north eastern Poland)

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 0 points 21 hours ago

I get you. The people just aren't ready to hear this. We're way over our carrying capacity. If you refute this, child, open your eyes. Reality is more than numbers.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Disgusting highways and car exhaust fumes, gross no matter where you're from 🤢

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

But think of the children! How will the poor children get their healthy dose of microplastics into their lungs, if not through breathing in particles from tyre wear?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In a way you have to appreciate the craftsmanship and ingenuity that goes into a project like that. But the result and the consequences are really a weird thing to be proud off

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The engineering is incredible. Imagine if it had been applied to a better purpose.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 18 hours ago

That's what fucks me up. Imagine what could've been. Same with that stupid line they build in the sand that's gonna be a data center now apparently.

engineering incredible until it has a slight earthquake, and realize government officials embezzled the money meant for safe infrastructure

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Unapologetically I love that top image.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we've got the bomb, that's why
Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

China, and India both have nuclear weapons.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If there's a source for this I need it, if not... damn that's good posting

found the butt hurt indian

[–] DFX4509B@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Fuck this, I'd rather see less of this and more pedestrian-friendly infrastructure.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Bike paths please.

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

This reminds me of Cities: Skylines. Top picture is when you create spaghetti. Bottom picture is how I started my first map. I had no idea what I was doing and connected a big road directly to the highway at the starting point.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both look the same to me tbh

they both look terrible to me

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean maybe that is some engineering and planning marvel but not the kind that is good for your sanity in the long run. Just saves the day.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 23 hours ago

Id rather have the cars drive above and have nature in the ground, but I also kinda enjoy being under overpasses so I know I'm weird

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