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[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 108 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I like how fox stays the same.

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like how pond is backwards.

[–] degen@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Eirrv is such a better word for river that I'm retconning the English language

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Feels like some new age Sindarin. I’m here for it tbh.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

i wonder how many words are like that

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wish there were a free database of words to answer that question. :(

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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 103 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  1. alphabet
  2. come
  3. in
  4. order
  5. the
  6. they
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

FTFY:

5. the
6. the

The alphabet provided ends with X. However, you apparently remove duplicates so maybe just cross out the last row?

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One important skill for school is to look at the entire question so that you can understand what the teacher is asking for, even if they don't format the question exactly right.

In this case, your answer would not fit into the 6 spaces provided for the answer.

So you have to ask yourself what they meant by "Write the following words". Since "the" is the same word repeated twice, once you've written "the" after 5, then I could argue that "the" has already been written.

Therefore, if there are only six blanks for the answer, looking at the entire question, I argue that the answer I provided is most likely correct.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

You'll satisfy the teacher as often as possible and get good grades. I want to feel right as often as possible, which means I'll disrupt the class often and get called out during the parents-teachers meeting.

[–] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Still an error unfortunately. Should be:

  1. the
  2. bart
  3. the
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

We really should stick with the orginal German verision.

  1. Die
  2. Bart
  3. Die
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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 months ago

I like this kid.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The question is poorly worded. It asks for words in the order they come in the alphabet. Words aren't in the alphabet. Letters are in the alphabet, so they reordered the letters.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's not being pedantic, it's just wrong. Do you not call the order of words in a dictionary "alphabetical order"?

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Of course, but this is a 6? year old. Read the question as a child would.

Put these words in alphabetical order

All fine, but if they don't know the word "alphabetical" the clarification is...

(The order they appear in the alphabet)

Confusing. "They" refers to the words and alphabet contains letters. If it had been "dictionary" and not "alphabet" then that would be clear.

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or autistic. Most definitely autistic.

[–] excel@lemming.megumin.org 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OP already said programmer

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Some become engineers.

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[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 32 points 2 months ago

With more than three repetitions of the same algorithm the kid should've been automated the process.

[–] 5715@feddit.org 27 points 2 months ago

~~malicious~~ naive compliance

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

It makes sense if not taught the conventions of alphabetizing first. Kids don't know what they don't know.

Mr. Rogers understood this on a deep level.

[–] aev_software@programming.dev 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A clear indication of bad requirements.

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[–] CidVicious@piefed.zip 16 points 2 months ago

Completely misunderstanding the requirements? Yeah that's a dev alright.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

In case anyways else looked for the comments to try to figure out what was done wrong, the expected answer would be: apple, fox, log, pond, pumpkim, river.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are you asking if I was confused how they did something wrong? Yes.

Are you asking if "apple, fox, log, pond, pumpkim, river" was the intended answer? Also probably yes (but I didn't make it, so I can't be sure).

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I was sent to the principals office several times in elementary school because my teachers thought I was trying to be a smart ass. Because I would do what they literally, exactly asked me to do, and not what they apparently meant.

I was always very confused because I honestly believed I was doing my best to follow instructions.

It didn’t help that I grew up in the American southeast, a region where patterns of speech are very indirect and lean heavily on idioms and metaphors.

I was in middle school before I figured out what was happening and did not get into trouble in that way anymore. I’m in my 40s now but I’m still a literal-first thinker. And yeah, I’m a programmer.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So you would have done the same as the kid?

I would have done the same right now as an adult.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

As a child, I'd probably get from context what was actually wanted since it probably complemented in-class lessons. But in primary school, I also sometimes liked to push the limits of what was asked. So I might do this and also put what was intended to the side.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I couldn't figure out what the clue was that the kid would be a programmer. Surely any kid could have gotten this right? Then I read your comment and it all made sense. Thank you.

And yes, yes I am a programmer.

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

woah man, posting answers to tests online is cheating and can get you expelled!

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[–] killabeezio@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Forty is the only number when spelled out that is in alphabetical order

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

British spelling fixes this bug!

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[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago
[–] palmtrees2309@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
Words.sort()
Words.map(word => word.sort())

Baby steps in functional programmings

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Programmer? IDK. Looks kind of antigrammar to me.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like it. He didn't meet the assignment but he proved his knowledge. Now to see if they mark on knowledge learnt or subjugation.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

They did fail to demonstrate knowledge of lexicographical order, which this exercise seems to be aiming for with the inclusion of pond and pumpkin, so I think it's a bit cynical to consider failing the student on this a means of opression or subjugation.

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[–] fell@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago
[–] webpack@ani.social 3 points 2 months ago

list.toSorted() vs list.map(word => word.toSorted())

(note that you can't actually do string.toSorted() in js you have to convert into a list and back)

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

....................................._ Secret morse code?

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