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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 100 points 1 day ago (2 children)
  1. alphabet
  2. come
  3. in
  4. order
  5. the
  6. they
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

FTFY:

5. the
6. the

The alphabet provided ends with X. However, you apparently remove duplicates so maybe just cross out the last row?

[–] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still an error unfortunately. Should be:

  1. the
  2. bart
  3. the
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We really should stick with the orginal German verision.

  1. Die
  2. Bart
  3. Die
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No one who alphabetizes in German could get a failing grade

First prize!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now, a Goldener Irrgärtner question: where does ẞ go in the alphabet?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At the end after ä ö and ü

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So this is in alphabetical order?

Stopp
stottern
stoßen
Styl
ständig
stören
symbolisch
südlich
Sütterlinschrift
süß
Zyklus
Ärger

yes i see an alphabet in there.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One important skill for school is to look at the entire question so that you can understand what the teacher is asking for, even if they don't format the question exactly right.

In this case, your answer would not fit into the 6 spaces provided for the answer.

So you have to ask yourself what they meant by "Write the following words". Since "the" is the same word repeated twice, once you've written "the" after 5, then I could argue that "the" has already been written.

Therefore, if there are only six blanks for the answer, looking at the entire question, I argue that the answer I provided is most likely correct.

You'll satisfy the teacher as often as possible and get good grades. I want to feel right as often as possible, which means I'll disrupt the class often and get called out during the parents-teachers meeting.

[–] melfie@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

Correct. It’s obviously supposed to be an ordered set, and that’s why there are 6 slots for 6 unique words.