Had to be a spontaneous shit.
No one loves performing for the cameras more than Donald, so I can't imagine why else he would have them rushed out that way.
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I can't believe I watched that as many times as I did ...
Everyone pointing to ~0:34 for the initial shittening, but there's a very wet plbrt follow-up at ~0:47 that I cannot attribute to any other sort of background shuffling or noise. He shit his pants.
0:47 was a cough.
That shit was hilarious, literally.
Oops, he shit in his pants…
~0:34
Edit: darkassassin’s right, backup links for anyone who avoids YouTube or if it’s taken down.
Christ, you can hear it.
You can see the woman behind him, to his immediate right. She clearly forgot to apply a dab of Vaseline underneath her nose. She must be new lol.
I think you're thinking of Vicks Vaporub - it's normally applied to the upper chest to help open up nasal congestion.
Vaseline is a non-scented lubricating spread.
I think before vicks was a thing they used vasaline? Swear I have a memory of hearing people use vasaline, but I could be delulu
Does Vaseline work for blocking smells? :o
It’s commonly used by individuals who are new to crime scenes or have never encountered active crime scenes where the corpse smells are very prevalent.
You sure you're not thinking of peppermint oil? I've heard of it being used inside surgical masks in hospitals
I'm confused. Do you apply it under nose, or inside nostrils?
A dab under the nose, it’s so minty strong that your mind can’t smell any other scent.
I always thought they were dabbing smelling salts or at least something like Vicks vapor rub.
Yeah, Vick's is probably what they were actually thinking of. Vaseline is unscented. Wouldn't be very helpful.
Maybe I’m crazy, but feels like you were referencing the Brittney Spears song, “Oops! I Did It Again”.
You caught me, lol.
That's the "oh no, I've done gone shit myself again. Everyone get out." Look
He just doesn't want them to see Stephen Miller lay him down on the Resolute Desk to change his nappie.