But after he gets away scot free he just gets to return to being Elon Musk, who is sad and scared and minutes from a breakdown all the time. He's not gonna live happily ever after, or even just after.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

(Girls FTW!)

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, just because I begged to go to one of his parties doesn't mean I'm guilty smug-explain

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can you imagine how insufferable and dumb he has to be in order to be as rich as he is and get treated like this by Epstein? He must truly be the most annoying man in the world. Absolutely incredible.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Him and Jared Leto are the 2 celebrities who I think are definitely willing... no, yearning to go to the island but are too insufferable to be allowed.

The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince was probably annoying, trying to impress people with an old timey racist joke he heard from his father involving a slur for Indians not uttered since the 1800's. Clinton, conversely, probably tried to impress people with photographs of him and famous black people he's met that he just carries in his wallet. Neither of them at their worst can compare to how annoying Musk and Leto are on a good day.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

wait, was Leto in the files too?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

No, but it's more surprising that he's not because he's a known sex pest and creep

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

“please bibi. i’ll get dirt to blackmail anybody you want but have a heart. don’t make me hang out with musk”

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This doesn't change the fact that he's still a disgusting sex pest and deadbeat dad.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

yes it does

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Our lives have been ruined in no small part because of King Reddit over here.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

I mean, attempted pedophilia, what is that. Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Admitting you have never been to his parties is not the w you think it is