Can you imagine how insufferable and dumb he has to be in order to be as rich as he is and get treated like this by Epstein? He must truly be the most annoying man in the world. Absolutely incredible.
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Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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Him and Jared Leto are the 2 celebrities who I think are definitely willing... no, yearning to go to the island but are too insufferable to be allowed.
The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince was probably annoying, trying to impress people with an old timey racist joke he heard from his father involving a slur for Indians not uttered since the 1800's. Clinton, conversely, probably tried to impress people with photographs of him and famous black people he's met that he just carries in his wallet. Neither of them at their worst can compare to how annoying Musk and Leto are on a good day.
wait, was Leto in the files too?
No, but it's more surprising that he's not because he's a known sex pest and creep
“please bibi. i’ll get dirt to blackmail anybody you want but have a heart. don’t make me hang out with musk”
I mean, attempted pedophilia, what is that. Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
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Imagine being too annoying to be invited to the pedophile island
(Girls FTW!)
Elon musk gets away scot free because all the other pedophiles hated him
But after he gets away scot free he just gets to return to being Elon Musk, who is sad and scared and minutes from a breakdown all the time. He's not gonna live happily ever after, or even just after.
(Girls FTW!)
Admitting you have never been to his parties is not the w you think it is
This doesn't change the fact that he's still a disgusting sex pest and deadbeat dad.
yes it does
Ah yes, just because I begged to go to one of his parties doesn't mean I'm guilty