Slop.

i'm gonna make a game that's just a character creator. it's gonna be the most intricately designed creator ever, tons of menus and options, but it will be impossible to make a white straight cisgender man. If you try, you'll get error messages or like a little Clippy assistant pops up and makes changes for you. The game wouldn't tell you what's happening or why. Also if by some miracle you do manage to thread a needle I didn't account for and somehow make a cis-het man, the main game starts and all NPCs are queer and all they do is quiz you about Xi Jinping thought. And if you fail it boots you back to the main menu and you have to read 20 pages of yaoi before continuing. And the game is gonna be called something like "The Antidote to Wokeness"

Boy for being capitalist ride or die, these bozos do not understand how demographics work and why major corporations like Nintendo would want to appeal to them.

Reminder Grummz is like 50 years old

Surprised nintendo is doing this, I thought a part of their "non-controversial" "family" image would mean they wouldn't want to include things like this or gay marriage in a game. Though they probably recognise that approximately 0% of the CHUDs complaining about this were ever going to buy the game.

i thought all the edgy people decided that nintendo is for gays during the wii era

It's over

What is "it"?

Grubdog gender selection
>grub
>dog
>

I'm beginning to think the century of humiliation needs to be longer

My dating preferences are "OK".