So they double downed and added more AI
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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What if we replace the investors with AI?
-Some jerkoff at microslop probably
NASDAQ shows they are up 5% in the past year, and down 11% from 1 month ago.
It's a similar story with Tesla, people gloat over how they've dropped in the last week or so, but they're still up massively YOY.
you have to gloat in order to hive other investors shaky hands to make it spiral
Do you actually think investors are taking advice from us?
Awesome
So it begins.
Mixed news, everyone!
OpenAI is private so not as easy to value.
But.. Microsoft owns a bunch of OpenAI so one may well bring the other. (And Microsoft reports gives us a partial insight into how OpenAI is doing)
Remember, don't diss AI, or Jensen Huang will cry.
Do OpenAI next!
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nice. Keep it up! Another 3.2T to go!
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Totally not a bubble.
But wat does that mean? Will anyone responsible face any real consequences?
Hey don't laugh people! This is serious! They just tanked 400bln when they could have tanked 1 trillion!
Please stop calling us microslop, this is really serious guys!
Bwahahahah! Such a pleasure to hear!
Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
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Oh no! :D
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